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May 11, 2021 15: A peanut is not a nut
After reports this week of former and current Aussie cricketers having a scrap, Finny recalls the time he repeatedly punched Monty Panesar in the ribs.

Daniel explains why a peanut is not a nut, the boys debate which Harry Potter house they would want to be part of and there is some cricket chat as well.

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51 min
May 05, 2021 14: Daniel's running late...
It's been a hell of a week for Finny after his beloved Watford got promoted before he took a 5-for against Somerset.

Meanwhile Daniel, when he could finally be bothered to turn up for this episode, whinges about trains but basks in the glory of a huge Surrey victory. Also, the team react to the unsurprising news that the IPL has been suspended and what this could mean for the rest of cricket's calendar.

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45 min
April 27, 2021 13: Alison is right...Dan is wrong
The wonderful Alison Mitchell joins the podcast and given the chance to defend herself after Daniel dragged her good name through the mud a couple of episodes ago.

Elsewhere, Finny talks about his first ever England call-up and the team discuss the new-look England selection policy, the IPL and the TV show Mastermind.

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50 min
April 20, 2021 12: The Harrods Tim Murtagh
Another great week in the County Championship and Finny has been taking wickets and even scoring a few runs... but far too slowly for Daniel and Toby's liking!

Also, the team discuss the European Super League proposal in football and ask the question, who is English County Cricket's "Big 6" equivalent?

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50 min
April 14, 2021 11: Pitch Nazis
The team discuss two men in their 40s living very different lives...Darren Stevens is back scoring runs and taking wickets for Kent whilst Chris Gayle is starting his rap career!

Elsewhere, Daniel reacts to more controversy surrounding 'The Hundred' and Finny talks about the time him and the rest of the England ODI squad ended up in a karaoke bar...

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48 min
April 06, 2021 10: Happy Birthday Finny
This week, the boys talk about Quinton De Kock's acting skills and Dan and Toby set birthday boy Finny some challenges for the season ahead in exchange for champagne.

And the team are joined by double World Cup winner and England legend Sarah Taylor after it was announced she is joining up with Welsh Fire in The Hundred.

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50 min
March 30, 2021 9: Dippy Bread Bowling
Another week, another series defeat in India. The Zero Ducks Given team reflect on a thrilling but disappointing ODI series for England.

Elsewhere, Finny has been outdoors playing some actual cricket for Middlesex in pre-season, Dan has been upsetting his missus as per usual and Toby professes his love for Sam Curran.

Oh, and there's a lot of talk about hats.

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52 min
March 22, 2021 8: Nine Chris Jordans and one Jack Russell
The team reflect on more disappointment for England in India and discuss what to do with Dawid Malan, Ben Stokes and Moeen Ali.

Meanwhile Finny and Toby discuss the ground rules for their upcoming net session and Dan finally gets a Rashid Khan statistic off his chest....

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51 min
March 16, 2021 7: Where is Daniel Northcroft?
Finny was late to this podcast but don't worry we had another tall ex-England bowler on standby in the shape of Chris Tremlett! He talks about playing in the 'Road Series' against legends from around the world... and Tino Best.

Meanwhile Daniel reveals he's been getting free booze for years and Finny has finally had enough of all Toby's abuse...

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54 min
March 08, 2021 6: From the Penthouse to the S***house
Toby tries his best to keep the chat positive but Dan, not happy about waking up before midday, won't stop complaining about pretty much everything.

Finny discusses teammates suffering from 'Delhi Belly', the team talk about Kieron Pollard hitting six sixes and England's defeat in India and our brilliant listeners give us their rhyming cricket tv shows.

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52 min

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'Zero Ducks Given' is an irreverent look at the world of cricket - less about the stats, much more about the stories... From the highs to the lows and from the big nights out to the inevitable…