In this episode I'll discuss what I would do differently if I was going to commit suicide or if I was diagnosed with terminal cancer. This is completely hypothetical not a cry for help, it's meant to be enjoyable and humorous, so relax and go Fox yourself 🦊

We all carry a vast library of porn in our pockets via our phones. This is very weird and creepy. It would be weird if someone carried a nude magazine in their back pocket all the time but essentially everyone is doing this times a thousand. Why is the supply so high and at what point can we stop making new pornography? Is the demand this high? Do we really to be able to type "Cambodian albino with flat ass twerking" and actually get a result? Why do people make love to animals? Is society better or worse as a result? All this and more with Zero Fox Left 🦊

We all know the best way to fight fire is with fire so why not use racism to combat racism? Anti Racism follows this logic. Worried your home will burn down, burn it down yourself first; worried about racism, then discriminate, segregate, and endlessly focus on race. This seems to be the experts' opinion but as usual I'm a little skeptical. Asian discrimination is trending on social media outlets yet the local Chinese restaurant and Sushi bar are completely booked. Let's discuss why everyone is so dumb and race obsessed with Zero Fox Left 🦊

No, in 2021 they cannot. If you're just looking for the answer you can skip this one. However, if you're looking to hear me mock a society obsessed with phones, than this should be a treat. Why are pre-schoolers walking around glued to their phones? How does society benefit from kids having phones? What are the ramifications of a world where you can be isolated and yet feel connected? We discuss this modern phone dystopia with Zero Fox Left 🦊

Are you a loser? Incel? Weirdo? Creep? Beta male? Do you behave odd online? Do you blow up women's DMs on Instagram or Facebook, like all their pics, and leave endless emojis in the comments like "🔥🔥" or "😘😍"? If this describes you, than this is your episode. Maybe after this, you will learn to act normal and talk online in a manner that doesn't make you seem pathetic. Or if you are just curious why men (and I use the term lightly) behave this way on social media, than please give it a listen. As always I will rant and we can laugh together and maybe even solve this problem all with Zero Fox Left 🦊

Let's welcome my new sponsor to the show the pergola. I'm driving the entire time, I may or may not have some road rage. This podcast is completely random but I do ponder why we are so non violent in this modern world. Drive with me, rage out, and go Fox yourself 🦊

If the title doesn't make you want to listen then nothing I say here will help. I'm leaving this description vague intentionally but I'll just say the podcast involves a Doctor who raped me, suppositories, and why I would be gay if I could but I definitely know I'm not after this ordeal. Now listen or go Fox yourselves 🦊

Would buying milk for .0000574632 one minute and then .000058892 the next minute be easier than buying it for $2.5 consistently? The answer is obvious and this is just one reason why Bitcoin and crypto currency isn't used as a currency. They are traded like commodities and highly volatile. So why call them currencies? Bitcoin will be discussed again with Zero Fox Left 🦊

Probably not the worse considering the whole Priest scandal but I'll try and make the case why I'm not very good at the whole Christian thing, despite being one. Have you ever prayed for your enemies to get leprosy or be smited? Maybe I'm more of an old testament christian? Only God can judge me and y'all can go Fox yourselves 🦊

This week in stupid AF, Oprah interviewed Meghan Markle and Price Harry and, spoiler alert, it was weird. Markle started by stating she was depressed and suicidal while being literally a princesss; imagine if she was broke, homeless, or a prostitute. Perhaps some people will never be happy. Then Markle said that there were people in the royal family concerned the baby might be darker than desired. Apparently Markle who looks like a barely tanned white chick or on her best bronzer day, a fair Latina who has been hiding from the sun. Meanwhile, Harry looks like Ron Weasley grown up and somehow between the two the baby might look like Wesley Snipes. Spoiler Alert: The baby is Albino AF. The baby looks like the offspring of Wonder Bread and Mayo. Anyone buying this nonsense propaganda interview can go Fox themselves 🦊