Welcome back to the ZFP! This episode we start off with a classic dose of I'M PISSED! We also feature some more food criminals, CRINGEFEAST, and a semi-successful game of FMK!

Also - we engage in The Great Root Beer Debate! I (Chris) am typing this currently so I definitely won't say Barq's is the best, because you should totally make up your own mind when it comes to haulin' off some root.

Finally, we unveil a new character to the show: Matthias! Make sure you follow him on instagram and watch him smoke more marijuana than you could ever imagine. Take some rips!

Clips from this episode:

Terrible Smelling Toilet

Matthias instagram

Awful Food ASMR Guy

Elon's Biggest Fan

Santa-Fe PD

Pressured Into Proposal

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We are back! Well, one of us is. The other person is brand new. This episode welcomes Kristen as the new co-host of the podcast, and we get right into the shitstorm that is ZFP!

Food criminals, cults, and a very disgusting Mountain Dew taste test! Welcome to the shit-show!

P.S. Don't mind our crappy logo. A better one is on the way. :)


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Happy Monday, you lovelies. We're here to bring you a little smattering of laughter, cuteness, and cheer. Also some serious injury clips and recipes that were written in Hell! Let's go!

I'm Pissed goes on for awhile in this one, but our grievances are warranted. You'll see.

Chris shares his absolute favorite video in the world that he just discovered this week. 

A listener submitted video re-ignites the chicken washing debate. We're standing our ground.

Also we have the FEASTS on full display! Lots of characters looking for love on TikTok, and also some cute cats and some other wholesome treats. 

Thank you so much for listening and supporting the show! See you next week, sweethearts.

xoxo

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Carnival Barker Takes a Tumble

Ready To Party

Skyline Chili

Chicken Washer

Oven Spaghetti

Loki Theory From Probably-in-the-KKK Guy

Half-Court Shot

Movie Night

Catching A Snapping Turtle

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Good news! We're both sick and we sound like dogshit! But hey! It's podcast time anyway!

Get ready to hop in! Sarabeth's got some news reports, AND some disgusting recipes. Chris has some usual Cringefeast and, duhhhh, Italians!

Let's all get sick together! Hey!

Thanks for listening, you sweethearts. We're gonna kiss you all on the mouth. Deep.

C + S

Clips from this episode:

I Eat Everything

Terrible Cringe Ninja Song

Grilled Cheese Pizza Pie Recipe

He's The Best

Butthead.mp4

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Hey! Chris is 34 old! Budweiser!

It's a SLOPFEST this week as we bring you plenty of cringe, cute, and...Italians! Also, Sarabeth has a royally vile recipe. Truly sickening.

We've got all that and plenty of other treats this week. Thanks so much for being with us.

XOXO,

C + S

Clips from this episode:

661-567-2483

Juvenile Vax Anthem

Worst Song Ever

Next President

Husky

Birb

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On this episode, we premiere a new segment: The Sarabeth Report! Sarabeth finds...wacky...articles and shares them with all of you! Chris interrupts and plays clips of people saying "shithole" and stuff!

We also have some Top Chef discussion, as well as some talk about one of our favorite trash reality shows: Forged in Fire.

Cringe! Cute! Italians! It's all here and we're so happy you're here too.

As always, thanks so much for listening and supporting our little freakshow.

Love and hugs,

C + S

Clips from this episode:

I'm 26 Old

Hang Free

Infuriating TikTok

Illuminati Guy Upside Down In Car

Beach Dog Shits

Cooking With Zippy

Show Me Your Butthole!

Up Yo Butt Song

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Need a cure for PIG LIPS? Try this episode! We've got everything you need to make a swift recovery! Hop in!

We talk a lot of shit on this episode. From bad restaurant experiences to Miley Cyrus's terrible speaking voice, and of course some Italian trash talk for good measure.

Sarabeth has some recipes only fit to be served in Hell, and we also check in with The Foodbois! Did you miss ASMR Garbage Wizard? He's back, and he's gross!

Hang out with us on this beautiful Monday. We'll keep you warm in our human kangaroo pouches. 

XOXO

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Zippy's Cooking Show

Crazy Bruce's Liquors

Cat Getting Nails Clipped

Uncle Tony's Grumpy Again

Jungle Cat Squeaks

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Welcome to another Zero Fun-filled episode! We're all Italian!

First of all, Chris is coming back from being sick so his voice sounds like shit. He's very self-conscious about it. He also chokes on water at one point in this episode.

Sarabeth has a wonderfully wholesome Learnin' Shit that will motivate you to do good in the world. Bless her heart.

We have a new, marinara-soaked segment that will surely take you into Little Italy. It's snowing parmesan! Let's make cheese-angels!

I'm Pissed! Cringefeast!  Random discussion of the new season of Top Chef! Conspiracies! Oh no!

Enjoy this episode. We enjoyed making it for you.

Love and snuggles,

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Westboro Baptist TikTok

Gay Nerds

Poppa's Back

Zippy On Criminal Justice

Pineapple On Italian Pizza?

Terrifying Bus Ride

Cringe  Smoothie

Skin Nibbler

Just Lookin' For Friends

Where The Grits?

Blocking Paparazzi For Bey

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We’re back! Sorry to leave you hangin’ there for a week. We’ve recharged our batteries and we’re back with more cringe, cute, I’m Piss, and of course: Learnin’ Shit!

Enjoy!


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Hey! It's Monday! You know what that means? Let's laugh (and cry a little too!)

This week we have some amazing stuff. First of all, a listener submitted a story to our show! Sarabeth reads this treacherous tale of epic embarrassment and we all have a good laugh. Send more stuff! We love it!

Chris shares some phone excepts from his conversations with various famous rappers. Some of them are very interested in Sarabeth!

Then you know the deal - FEASTS. We cringe as hard as we cute over here this week so there is plenty of both for you. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll probably pee a little.

Sarabeth's Learnin' Shit is especially uncomfortable this week, but an incredibly interesting medical subject that should make you all wince as you hear it.

We love you so much! Thanks for giving our little show your time. Means the absolute world.

Clips from this episode:

Poppa's Back

Vax Hoochie

No Mickey Mouse Ears

Nasty Boyz @ The Mall

Nasty Boyz Phone Number Puzzle

Can't Read

Muh Teeth

Falling Through A Table!

Auto-Tuned Fall

Former Police Dog Finds Ducks

Birb Friends

Guys Discover Amazing Pen

Gail's Pissed

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