Happy Monday, ZFPigs! Let's do it!

Throughout our usual bullshit, we pepper in some "Our Moments"; the card game that forces us to have actual conversations instead of just farting into the mic and playing videos of peoples' balls getting hit with aluminum bats. Actually...it's just Chris that does that stuff.

Anyway! Sarabeth not only has a terrible gelatin-based recipe for you all to enjoy, she also has an absolutely vile Learnin' Shit! Double-whammy!

Also we have plenty of the usual cringe-bros and also some good old fashioned people yelling at each other!

It's a classy episode as usual and we're so happy you're listening to it. We love you and will open mouth kiss you.

Clips from this episode:

Play With My Mom

I Hate TikTok

$7K Crystal

Pulled Over

Fuckin' Fire Truck

Big Boi

Don't Mess With My Man

Bring It On

Colonizer Bitch Is At It Again

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It's a slop-filled extravaganza!

Sarabeth has a lot of educational input that is properly rail-roaded by Chris and we also play some great clips from the dark and sometimes wholesome world of the internet.

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It's podcast day! Let the honkin' and hee-hawin' commence!

I'm Piss is back on the menu this week and we're both pissed about different things! So we get that out of the way before chowing down on a slopshit recipe from Sarabeth. A couple quick Karens and then we FEAST! Some super cute animal noises and a father correcting his stupid child!

Cringe?? You bet your sex organs on the black market we've got some cringe! Some new faces and some old favorites make us thankful for our current situation as things could be a LOT worse!

Some special surprises (including a great phone call) await within this episode. So pull up a seat, crack yourself a claw, and let us make you laugh. Or cry. Hopefully both at the same time.

Thanks so much for listening! We appreciate you all giving our freakshow your time and attention. Means the world. <3

XOXO

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Happy Mother's Day

Are You Really Steve Irwin?

Pakistan Pistol Target Practice

Cute Husky Howlin'

Angry Dog

Horse Face?

The Rhyme Infinitist Returns

Nexted!

Terrible Song

Three Hits

Waste of Wine (Store Fight)

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Hey there, slop freaks! It's time for another Zero Fun big hug of laughter...and terror! Hop in!

We open things up with the best performance of Al Pacino's career. How this passed us by is beyond us. We're embarrassed, but we're glad we found it and can share it with you. Dunka-dunka-dunka!

Sarabeth's recipes are absolutely disgusting as usual, but at least they are (mostly) a thing of the past. Hopefully no one is still creating these, but if they are, they're surely serving them in a trough.

Chris found a LOT of bad porn clips this week. It's a rollercoaster of bad acting and awkwardly timed conversations (like...back surgery conversations in the middle of an anal sex session.)

On the bright side, LOTS of cute stuff this week. Adorable puppies, a pilot's speech on his last flight (he's retiring, not hurling towards an erupting volcano...come on, it's Cutefeast), and a professional beat-boxer!

Cringefeast introduces some new ghoulish characters and we also check in with some old favorites.

Top it all off with a musical-themed Learnin' Shit and you've got yourself a 'cast.

Hang out and relax with us. Crack a cuppla claws, maybe? However you want to enjoy it, we're here for you.

XOXO

C + S

Clips from this episiode:

TikTok is...Gay?

Dunkachino!

Worst Pornstar Ever (NSFW)

You Broke My Car!

Lemon-Stealing Whoores

Gay Porn Hacker

Spine Surgery Anal (NSFW)

Purring Cheetah

Dog Loves Toy

Pilot's Retirement Speech

Farting In A Window

He'll Beat Your Ass

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Welcome to the ZFP! Whatcha' gonna do when these podcast pythons run wild on you?!

We start by talking about how much Mortal Kombat kicked ass. Go see it. Now. Fuck this podcast - MK reigns supreme. 

Then it's balls to the wall! Karens! Learnin' Shit! Some VERY cringey guys on the feast, and of course some lovely cute stuff after that.

Sarabeth gives Chris the "you're a remarkably terrible human being" look during Kinda Funny Kinda Sad. Oops!

Enjoy the show the same way we enjoy all of you. Sexually.

Love and kisses,

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Nachos Everywhere

Karen

Karen For Christ

Nordstrom Karen

Destroyed By His Aunt

Jarvis

Puppy Pile

DigitallyExhumed.mp4

Young Hulkamaniac

Spanish Parrot

Lady Gets Punched In The Face

No Smoking

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You ready to honk? Here it comes! This episode is packed with delicious goodies. Learnin' Shit starts us off along with an interesting clip from the president. Cuppla' Karens just to spice things up and then it's onto the FEASTS! We follow up with some Cringe characters as well as introduce an INTENSE new one. A lot of surprises in there, too, including some guest appearances. Hope you enjoy! We're clowns!

Clips from this episode:

Biden Mishap

Karen Hates Pigs

Michelle Rusk

White Girl

Double Homicide

First Worm Of The Summer

Satan's Clit?

Dropping Daughter Off at School

Whatcha' Doin' Bird

70-year Old Rappers

America Sucks

Man In The Trash

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It's podcast time once again! Let's gooooooooooooooo!

We are back with some more wholesome entertainment for you! We've got some updates on past clips to share with you as well as a brand new cast of characters from the depths of TikTok. One of them has darkthroat!

Also the FEASTS are in full effect. Cringe feast goes so far Sarabeth almost taps out. Also a terrible recipe as usual, some LEARNIN' SHIT about a cat island, and a delightful game of Fuck, Mary, Kill. 

We're so happy you're here. Hope we can bring you some laughs and/or nausea.

Love and kisses,

C + S

R.I.P. DMX :(

Clips from this episode:

Stone Cold Lesbian

Driver's License Debate

Dog Butthole Prank

Sleeping Doge

Korean Dad

Dove Guy

Cart Crasher

Wolverine

Complete Piece Of Shit Racist Girl

Darkthroat Guy

Hey You Cute

Tony Rigatoni

Dangerous Websites

It's a Cult It's a Cult It's a CULT

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We're back from our unplanned vacation! Our computer took a nice hot diarrhea shit on our chests! It sucked! But we're back with a new rig and plenty of awful things to show you!

I'm Piss is back right at the top (there might be a bonus I'm Piss somewhere in here too...) so we can get our bitching out of the way! Then we're LEARNIN' SHIT with Sarabeth! That's right! Not everything can be stupid!

Chris has a Kinda Funny, Kinda Sad clip that pretty much only he finds funny. News flash: It is funny. I'm Chris and I write these. It's funny. Sorry! *honk*

Thanks for sticking with us! Please tell a friend about our show if you can or rate and review us on your podcast platform of choice. We love you all!!!!

Clips from this episode:

This is the only one you need.

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What's up ZFP family? We're kicking clowns in the mouth again with another episode! Let's do it.

It's our 4 year anniversary! Or...it was when we recorded this. We talk all about it over some NEW CLAWS! That's right. Variety pack 3 motherfucks!

LEARNIN' SHIT returns as well on this one! Sarabeth is so smart.

Love you all thanks so much for listening to us be gross!

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Apologies in advance. Russian Hard Bass has infiltrated our podcast. Come to the other side with us. You'll like it.

I'm Piss starts us off as we cover the work of Balloon Guy. A true menace in the art world and worthy of all the ridicule that can be dispensed. After that we get into the FEASTS! Plenty of good cringe and cute for you to enjoy. Sarabeth's recipe is the last thing a miner eats before the ceiling caves in so that's cool.

Also some Karens of course. They are a plague from which we cannot ever escape.

Thanks so much for listening. We can't tell you how much we appreciate it.

All the best and nothing less,

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Balloon Guy Gets Got

Piano Cat

Ranch Believer

Squish That Cat

Siren Dog

Talented Bird

Psychedelic Bob Ross

Fuckin' Fried Chicken Wednesday

Hit N' Run Karen

Tree Climber Karen

Bad Sign Language

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