We're not drunk on this episode, but for some reason we're extra stupid. Stupid happens.

Anyway, this show is packed like a European gangbang. We enjoy a listeners response to our "Gollum Having an Orgasm" challenge and we unravel more of the Chet Hanks story by listening to some of his music!

I'm Piss features an ad Chris encountered on Instagram and it will SURELY piss you off as well when you hear it.

A lovely listener submitted recipe from Sarabeth (spoiler: slop) is unleashed upon our ears and then...the feasts. Cringe, Cute, whichever feast you're here for, we've got 'em.

Also: Kinda Funny, Kinda Sad is back this week along with a swarm of Karens.

Thanks so much for listening. We are so excited for 2021. Video episodes!!! We're working on it! Promise!!!

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Vienna Sausage Cocktail

Suckling Pig

Kill That Clown

Twisted Tea To The Face

Cute Fox

LADDER FALL (Watch this 100 times plz)

Drunk on QVC

Egg Trick

Karen With Huge Hogs Hates Small Dogs

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Happy Holidays from your favorite bitchidiots!

This episode begins as any episode should: A deaf guy getting eliminated from a game show and not realizing it. We keep it classy here at the ZFP HQ.

Also: Sarabeth has a Learnin' Shit that will make you VERY claustrophobic and Chris is fully-loaded with Karens.

Speaking of Karens...MERCH DROP MOTHERFUCKS! That's right! Our NEW shirt is out now! HOUSE OF 1,000 KARENS! Check the link below and grab one for all the Karens in your life to see!

Thanks so much for supporting our show. We appreciate it more than you'll ever know.

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C + S

Clips from this episode:

Deaf Ninja Warrior

The Cooking Goth

Cat Song

I Can't Smoke Weed?

Nina Simone Doesn't Give A Fuck

Karen Needs A Gentleman

Karen Arrested

Karen On A Train

Karen At Lush

COVID Karen


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I'm Piss, Listener submissions, Karens, oh my! It's a real drunkisode this time around so line up some shots and let's do the thing!

Clips from this episode:

Ice Cream Taster

Tumor Man

Pregnant Diaper Test

Sex Defenders

Tyra

Candle Karen

Cute Bat

Husk Pup

Murder Suicide

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McRib is back! I wonder what the Foodboys think about it? Find out here with the Zero FaPuncast!

This one ended up being a hee-haw extravaganza. Learnin' Shit! The FEASTS! Sarabeth's Recipes! And a delightful (not) Karen!! Come hang out! Let's diiiiie!

Clips from this episode:

Rudy's Star Witness

Rudy's Fart

Joey McRib

Great Sax Player

Death

Spaghetti Pockets

Otter Gets Pets

Cat Drum

Native American Voicemail 1

Native American Voicemail 2

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Hey wait! I know Mondays suck balls, but just listen...we brought...some laughs. Hee-haws, even! Hop in the Zero Fun Express! It's going off a cliff!

As is tradition, we open with I'm Pissed. Then it's onto the Karens! Some of the Karens this week have a little bit of methamphetamine in them as well! Karens on meth!! Wow!

Sarabeth has a couple Thanksgiving recipes you can do with your leftovers. You can also make them if you just hate yourself.

Not enough of a feast? Worry not, young clown. The Cringe/Cute combo is back! After you want to vomit, we will calm the bile with some super cute animals.

Learnin' Shit is on deck as well. This episode is packed tighter than a slutty dolphin! Enjoy!

<3

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Italian Pronunciations

David Guetta Goes Overboard

Psycho Aussie Karen

Karen On Meth At Target

Meth Road Lady

Fuck Homemade Cranberry Sauce

Emo Rap

Avenged Sevenfold Cover

Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend...

Parrot Kisses

Cat Won't Move

Erase Hate

Pancake Pie

Vidja Game Trash Talkin'

Nail Salon Destroyed By Assholes

You Didn't Know That?

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Hey there, Hee-Haws! We're back with another overdose of internet you definitely need!

Sarabeth managed to find probably the worst abomination of a recipe we've ever featured on this show. It is truly a bastardization of Italian cuisine. It also gives us an excuse to make fun of Italians. So, uh, we do that...a lot on this episode. Sorry kind of!

Both Cringe and Cutefeasts are here, along with a favorite Foodboy! We crack the cages open and the Karens run wild as well!

Are there many, many more surprises held within this episode? Absolutely! Clown around and find out!

Thank you so much for listening! We love you!

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Bi-polar

Report Of The Week: Arby's

Weird Ass Laugh

Terrible Voice

WOOOOOOOOOO!

Quit Your Fucking Job

MethDonalds

Arrested Karen

Starbucks Karen

Omegle Prank King

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Seriously this fucking goat we play sounds just like Chris Tucker. Anyway, Hey!!! We are back from our hee-haw hiatus with a jam-packed episode. Good clips, bad clips, gross clips, cute clips! It's all here!

We start off the show by examining the great Gardettos vs. Chex Mix debate. Not sure anything was settled, but Chris is outnumbered.

Did you miss your Foodboys? They're back. The big 3, no less. Chalupas, loaded fries! Lemon juice?

Cringe and Cutefeast are back in action. After you hear some horrible people say horrible things, you'll hear some super cute animal sounds! Fair trade?

We're so happy to be back. Thanks for listening to our show. Means the world to us and that's not hee-haw that's for real.

Love all of you,

C + S

RIP Alex Trebek

Clips from this episode:

Cheeto-Humpin' Fucknuggets

The Price Is Right!!

Emo Fast Food Order

Hydrate Cringe

Gummi Worm Freak

Karen Has Nerve Pain

Chris Tucker Goat

Cute

Also Cute

Gordon Ramsey Will Fuck You UP

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It's our Halloweenis special! Celebrate the best holiday of the year with us! We've got some bone-chilling clips to make you squirm! Actually, it's some Karens and some cute dogs and also a plane full of people praying for their lives. It's fun!

Clips from this episode:

Ex Hex

We Have An Army

My BF Will Find You

Dog Eats Ice

No Neck Karen Dude

Zoom Class Snitch

Egg Swallower

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We're extra clown this episode! Get ready to die!

Clips from this episode:

How To Open Soup

Zap!

Come And Take It

Anime Art

Brony Presentation

Shep At Vet

Vet Tech

Winston Fucking Rules

Pray To Trump

Karen Gets Her Picture Taken

Bitch On A Plane

Kinky Story

Cocky Racer

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All the horrible and wholesome things!

Clips from this episode:

Foodboy Rookie

Joey Reaches New Depths of Depravity

Cream Cheese Burger Abomination

Winston!

Porn Intro Designed To Repel Viewers? (NSFW)

Wet Ass Jesus

Fruit Snack Philosophy

Milk And Cereal Death March

Men In Muzzles

Fold-Out Couch

Horn-play (NSFW)

Stay Lazy

Gay Kings

Graduation Slip-Up

Karen's Religious Exemption

Karen Is Not Fond of Hip-Hop

Male Karen Owned In New Zealand

Sting-Ray Dart Removal

Jump Didn't Work Out

That Clip Chris Played At The End That Made Us End The Show (NSFW)

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