Shhhhh! Be quiet! There will be no honking of horns or flopping of clown shoes. If the Freakbitch hears us, we're all goners! We can't let it know we're hee-hawing down here!

Welcome to the show! What's not to love about this episode? We discuss the on-going saga that is Chris getting a dental implant, we reveal our idea for a horror movie called Freakbitch, Sarabeth has a really infuriating recipe, and Chris has a bunch of people getting hurt! Also some Karens, some Learnin' Shit, and a brutal game of Fuck, Marry, Kill! All of it jam-packed into a hee-haw sausage link for you to eat in one bite!

Hop in, Freakbitch! 

<3

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Drag Race Crash

3-Wheeler Idiots

Kid vs. Bike

Dude Done Lost His Penis

Keeping The Park Safe From Douchebags

Karen Coughs

Wedding Disaster

Gengar Girl Says Wear A Fucking Mask

Ding Dong!

Wasp Nest Eater Guy

The Prophet

Drunk Irish...Irish Drunk...Irish...uh...Lady

The Bride of Jokah Baby

Puppies!!!

Florida Man Rides Truck

Moose Turd Lady

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The Bop Express just made a stop in Hee-Hawville! Let's have some fuckin' laughs!

This episode is PACKED full of good...gross...kind of revolting things. Sorry about that, but it's episode 72. If you haven't figured it out by now...cue the soundboard, you know?

We start off with an I'm Pissed that involves cottage cheese! Then it's straight into Kinda Funny Kinda Sad and wow people make some really funny noises when they're in near-death experiences! Uh oh!

We've got a GREAT edition of Learnin' Shit, a listener submission that truly makes us gag, Karens and a Fuck, Marry, Kill session!

It's all here for you on this dreadful Monday morning. Hope we can ease the pain.

Love you all and thanks so much for the support!!!

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Road Rager (again)

Walmeth.mp4

Balloon Mishap

Swimming Under Ice

Horse Lovers...

Male Karen Yells At Barista

Hotel Karen

Karen Gets Called A Bitch

Postmates Crypt Keeper Karen

Cute Seal

White Claw Boat

Never See Me Running

How I Would Eat Your Pussy

Tik Tok Guy

These Kids Are Badass

Caught Breakin' In

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Hey welcome to the BOPcast! We're boppin' baby! Bop till ya fuckin' DROP!

Hope you're all having a hot lunch of a Monday! This episode has a GREAT Learnin' Shit involving a hook hand! Also: A burger that ejaculates on you, a very angry TikTok kid, a couple non-threatening Karens, and...The Cooking Goth! Gotta pay tribute to our boy. 

Also - Chris finally reveals who Dr. Bop is. It's intense...ly stupid.

Thank you so much for listening! Please tell a friend about our show so Chris can quit his job someday and be a professional hee-hawer. <3

We love you all, 

C + S

Clips from this episode:

For The Wu

Ejac-city Cheese Puck Burger

Top 5 Ice Creams

Mickey

Fortnite

Top 5 Worst Restaurants

NaeNae NoNo

No Hit Run Dark Souls Streamer

Karen @ The Drive-Thru

You Ate All Of It

The Cooking Goth Fucks

Wholesome Bat Birthday (Not A Birthday For Bats)

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Hey!!! Stop all that clowning around! No clown business here! Just kidding - it's ALL clown business! Our ties squirt water and our shoes are big! Uh oh!!!

It's Chris's birthday! So that means he picked a LOT of the clips this week! Any idea what kind of things he found? Terrible porn and people getting seriously injured? Bingo! But it's...you know...fun?

Crack a claw and have a few haws. They're on the house.

Thanks so much for listening and supporting our show! We love you!!!

C + S

Clips from this episode:

"I identify as..."

The Taint Intro

Awful Workout Ad

Erotic ASMR Guy (In the flesh!!!) - NSFW

Wholesome Karen

AngryBlondeMan.mp4

Karen Says All The Karen Things

Piano Wizard

Tree Fall Makes Uh Oh on Head

Startin' A Fire

Great Smoothie Recipe! (NSFW)

Smoked Watermelon Ham

Gummi WeeWee

Brother Does Makeup Voiceover

Found His Cat After The Fire (You're gonna cry...)

McDonalds Manager is Our King

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Are your teeth stained red? Ours are! Hey welcome to the laugh explosion!

Chris has a BIG problem with Hamilton. Let's get that out of the way. Sorry!

Then we get into some SERIOUS hee-haw territory and even some wholesome clips! It's all here - recipes, learnin' shit, Karens, and even the return of Kinda Funny Kinda Sad!

Then we fuck around a lot and Joey makes us sad. Join us for this ride into Hell!! Hey!

Thank you all so much for your support. We are nothing without you laughing at us being garbage people. Hope you're all safe and happy. We love you.

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Reaper Smoker

Karen Hates Fishing

I'd Do It Again

Pants 2 Low

Side Chick Falls

Black Metal Curry

GreatGuitar.mp4

Wholesome Ducks

Erling Hates Interviews

Rockslide

Alien TikTok

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Ready for some relaxed-fit hee-haws? Siphon some maple syrup and strap on! ...in!

This show opens DARRRRRRK. Sorry about that. We go from I'm Pissed to Karen Time and maybe those two segments shouldn't be back to back. LOTS of laughs after all that though. And shots. Hey! We have new shot music! Check it out!

Then it's time to learn a bit about us as we play "Our Memories" a GAME that Sarabeth found. We'll be revisiting this and sharing a little bit more each episode until you feel like we're your parents.

Clips, laughs, shots and claws. Settle in with us and have a hee-haw. We love you.

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Limoncello

Trader Joe's Karen

Racist Lyft Asshole

Big Time Tommie!

Ron Pearlman Kicks Ass

Seagull Eats Rabbit

Creed

The Future of Hip Hop

Queef Positivity

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It's a food-filled slop explosion on this week's episode! Hop in!

Sarabeth has a truly vile recipe for us all to...endure. Also we have a truly awful Karen in the mix!

Learnin' Shit is on deck and it's Bloodsport-related! Turns out Frank Dukes is kind of a dick! Then it's onto our favorite "pizzer" reviewer, the albino alien himself: Report of The Week!

Strap into the hee-haw seat and take a ride to hell with us!

Love and kisses,

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Swordsman

Hawaiian Karen Follow-Up

Racist Fishing Karen

Indian Tik Tok

Report of The Week Pizza Review

Cut His Hair!!!

Saluting a King

Toothpick Toenail

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Hide your balloons! Why? CLOWN THIEVES! Yeah. That's a thing...

Anyway - Welcome to the show! This episode has it all! Depraved porn clips, Karens GALORE, Kids getting shit thrown on them by monkeys, and some SERIOUS learnin' shit! It's yours, hop in!

We also get onto Omegle and, despite some technical difficulties, we get it to work and we tell random people about our podcast! No one was incredibly thrilled!

Thank you all so much for listening. We appreciate it more than you know. Tell a friend and keep us clowning. <3

C + S

Clips from this show:

Queef Master

Hot Tea

Karen Gets Slapped

Slapped Karen's Pathetic Husband

Safari Karen 01

Safari Karen 02

Neighbor Takes Care of Karen

Wholesome Tony Hawk Clip

The NEW Jokah Baby

Ugh...Charmander is back...

Male Karen

Stupid Kid Can't Spell

Kids Eat Monkey Shit

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Hey! Welcome to the show! Please adhere to claw-law and have your shots at the ready!

What doesn't this episode have? It's got Karens, Satan, cute otters, and even a woman smeared in her own feces! What's not to love?

Strap on the laugh pants, because you'll be pissing them. Hey!

Clips from this episode:

That Would Make It Over For Me

Welcome To The Show

Cunts.mp4

7-11 Karen

Yacht Club Karen

Karen Traffic Cop

MJF

Claw Chug

Cute Otter Eats

Nava - "Hurt"

Badlands Salsa Chug

Omegle Prank

Satanic Temple Protest

I Am Dung

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Happy hee-haw day! Let's get to it. This episode is plagued with technical difficulties and we very much apologize for that. Sarabeth now has a soundboard! Cue the cheering noise. However, the cord we got to hook it up was a piece of shit. So our solution was to pass the cord back and forth throughout the episode. We got through it. You will too. We should have all the kinks worked out by next episode.

Sarabeth's dreams! Those weird "God is big enough" wristbands! Kinda Funny Kinda Sad (TWICE?!), Karens, Learnin' Shit about crabs (OR ARE THEY??!!!), and of course recipes.

You're at hee-haw central and the shots are a-flowin. Hot bananas!

DONATE: Minnesota Freedom Fund

Clips from this episode:

David Guetta...Gives It A Shot

Karen Needs You To Change The Music

Sweet Russian Man's Music Video

Tyler, No! (Oh he lived...shut up.)

Huge Disgusting Blister

Try Not To Smile (You Won't)

Town Country Discount Furniture!

Bad Snake Handling Demo

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