The end of our quarantine. Back to work for us. But there is still time to cut open a healthy portion of clownsteak. Eat up!

We start of the show the only way we know how: Things that are pissing us off! Social Media criminals and loud yawners GTFO! :)

Also: Learnin' Shit about thiquid drinkers and why they need thick water. Some MORE thick water content from a PRO, Kinda Funny Kinda Sad is kinda just sad this week. Chris laughs though. 

A whole buncha shit! Monster energy drink addicts, Spring break morons ignoring a pandemic, FARTS! It's all here on the ZFP and we're so grateful you've chosen to be with us. We love you.

<3

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Mountain Dew Hogs/Pigs

Addicted to Monster

THICK CHUG

Fart

Idiot Pieces of Shit on Spring Break

Tony Johns Ain't Sweatin' a Virus

Someone Falls Off a Thing

Appliance Store

Steve Martin Kicks Ass

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Hey there podcasty mcmotherfucks! It's a clown massacre and there's clown blood in the streets! 

We obviously talk about the corona virus on this episode. We check in with some EXPERTS from our show to help us get you the information you need to be safe in this scary time.

Then it's FOOD TIME! I'm talkin' Joey, I'm talkin Alien Boy, and the motherfuckin' GOAT: The Cooking Goth. What are they tackling? KFC's chicken and doughnuts sandwich. Yeah. We're going to Glazeville. Bring a bib.

Are those things ALL we did on this episode? Of course not! We get super derailed with dumb shit this whole episode. Did you forget you were in the circus tent from hell?

<3<3<3

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Fat Ass Bitch

Corona Time Tommie

Shaggy 2 Corona

Coro-J Simpson

Need Wingstop Now

Sweet Cornbread Lady

Idiot Meets Door

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Everyone! Hey! It's time to get into the freakbitch zone! We're all freakbitches!

We start off with OJ Simpson's thoughts on the corona virus. Are you prepared?

Chris finally caves and gets some TikToks for the show. Yuck city. Seriously.

Also we have some keto-friendly recipes from Sarabeth for all of you looking to improve your healthy eating habits! Slop zone! 

honkhon-hey-honk-Whoops! We also watch a video of some hippies talking about hippy shit, and a DELUXE, multi-clip version of Kinda Funny Kinda Sad! Humiliation, injury, addiction! It's all here! Life is a plague! :)

So grab a claw and go shot for shot with us on this flaming clown car to hell! It's gonna be okay, we promise!

<3

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Mothafucka's Gettin' Hit

As A Redneck I Am

Ghost Idiot 01

02

03

04

Gordon Ramsey Says Fuck You

Furry Interview

stupidhippies.mp4

Celine Dion: COLD AS ICE

Firecrackers vs. Balls

Ceiling Whoopsie

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Grab a claw, god dammit, we're through honkin' around. It's podcast time again. Let's get serious. NEW CLAWS. That's right. We found the new claw flavors and we do a taste test on the show.

Hmmm what else? Flaming buttholes, recipes, learnin' shit, FMK? All of it. It's all in here. Also Chris goes under the microscope as he answers his MBTI questionaire. He's not as much of a monster as he thought!

So let's chase some shots with claw and relax into a sea of podcast bliss. ASMR.

Thank you all so much for listening. We can't express our love enough. <3

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Tryna' Piss

Flaming Buttholes for Jesus

GILF Side Piece

Freaky Shit

Trenita

Badge Bunnies

Taffy Legs

Fuck Diet Culture

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Time for a HUUUUGE honk, okay? Fedsmoker is dead and we have 50 episodes. CLOWN TIME IS HERE 2020.

We're kicking back having some hee-haws on this special episode. 50 of them! Hey!

It's all here: Learnin' Shit, Recipes, CHUGS, Kinda Funny Kinda Sad. Also a LOT of us arguing and bickering like married people! The flowers on our lapels shoot water!

All that and plenty of surprises await. <3

Thank you all so much for supporting our show. We truly can't express our appreciation enough.

Love,

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Just another leg press fart video. Promise?

Looking For Girls

It's Black History Month!

Greatbig Guy Tries Rope Swing

Dante's Peak Acid Lake

Cat ASMR

Harmonica Injury

Conch Shell Rock-Out

BADLANDS MOTHERFUCKIN' CHUGS

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Hello. Welcome to the Zero Fun Podcast. No clown talk. No funny business.

JAY KAY HONKERS!~!~!~!~!~! It's clown time as usual. We're back with another fart-filled circus of farts. 

We talk about our Valentines Day celebration as well as provide some tips for you single people out there!

Learnin' shit? More like LEARNIN' SOME SPACE SHIT. Strap in, nerds. We're shooting for the stars.

Pizza is once again reviewed by the pale goblin boy post-head injury. He seems off. In a good way.

Also - BIG CHUNGUS. Google him NOW. Chungus.

Thank you all so much for listening and we love you so much. T-shirts are coming soon!!!!

Love & farts,

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Plan B

Dating Pro Tips

Lovely Romantic Afternoon (NSFWWWWWWWW)

Leg Press Fart

Tryn'a Fuck

Stuffed Mozz, baby.

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It's honk time and Josh is here. Oh yeah we're doing it big.

Very few clips. Just a group of friends shooting the shit. Shooting it DEEP.

Phrases that suck? Kids on leashes? Sarabeth's recipes? Oh yeah. It's ALL here. Load up the clown car because there's about to be a multiple casualty collision.

Hope you all enjoy this episode of non-stop arguing and rambling.

Love and hugs,

C + S + J


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Welcome to the show! Are you a clown? You'll be right at home! Not a clown? No worries - YOU WILL BE. SOON.

Anyway, this episode is packed full of honk honks and hee haws and you're gonna be lawling out of your gourd.

We provide some clarification regarding the little news WHOOPSIE regarding the Lakers. That reporter is SO rude. Wow! We get into it.

*FOOD TALK ALERT* Oh yeah. Sarabeth has MULTIPLE recipes for game day and Chris has a little video of his own! Hey! Eat an Irish garbage burger out of a trough! Bye now!

Also in this one: MUTHAFUCKA lady is back to her old ways, some people get stuck in an elevator, and I think we've all had enough Lizzo for awhile.

Check it out and squirt water out of flowers on your clothes! Clown time forever!

Thanks for listening, PLEASE rate and review the show, spread the word, help us grow and we will shower you with love and kisses.

Love,

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Sweet Lucy

Go team!

Knicks + Lakers

That guy's channel...with the food...*NSFW*

MuthaFUCKA!

Pikachu Has a Rough Day

Elevator Woes

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Are clown cars supposed to stop at weigh stations on the interstate to see if they are over clown capacity? Just wondering.

Welcome to the show! This episode contains lots of, uh, gems? Sure!

Sarabeth's getting cOnTrOvErSiAl with her Learnin' Shit today. MSG! Whether you love it, hate it, or just release it in big time fart episodes - you'll learn some shit!

Chris explores the world of Findom with some delightful videos from Princess Kitty and her, um, friend.

Even though in retrospect this whole episode...maybe this whole show...falls under the Kinda Funny Kinda Sad banner, we made a theme song for it so it's a segment, dammit! And yeah, we're doing it! A classic video of some dorks on a boat getting hurt like the dorks they are.

Sarabeth was nice enough to find a lovely woman's youtube channel in which she spends a great deal of time with Opossums. Wow that is the worst way to spell anything ever.

We love you all so much and thank you for listening. Rate and review the show if you can, and send us whatever you want on S O C I A L  M E D I A!

Clips from this episode:

Burp Herder

MSNBC Whoopsie!

I'm So Stupid!

Princess Kitty

Boat Dorks

Foot Dust

Cool Sound

Koala Noise

You Eat Ass?

Possum Lady 01

Possum Lady 02

Romantic DMs


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Help! The flower on my jacket keeps squirting water and pies are flying all over the place! Clown time has taken over! Oh no the beeps and honks!


We're back with a positively food-fucked episode of food and fun. Also a dude farting in a lady's mouth...at the beginning. Yeah that one's at the beginning. Sorry.

Martha Stewart is ruining Chopped and it needs to stop NOW. Also please leave your kids at home when you go to the brewery or Chris will sneak them alcohol and tell them very horrible things.

Justin Wilson is a treasure. And we treasure him and his weird swamp voice.

Kinda Funny Kinda Sad is back with a...creature of some sort...You'll see?

We also unfortunately cover Cooking With Paris. Yeah that's right. She stole Chris's cooking show right before it even got off the ground. Bullshit.

Enjoy the episode! We say a lot of terrible things on it, but there are a few wholesome ones as well. Love you all and thank you for listening.

XOXO

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Capybara Yuzu Bath

"Hold my legs..." *VERY NSFW*

Justin Wilson Gumbo

Shitshuka

Karen Says Repent

Karen Acts Like Chicken

Surprise Party

No link to anything Paris Hilton related. Trust us, you're better off not watching it.

Backstage @ the Strip Club

How to Twerk

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