Is it clown time again? You bet! Hey!

On this episode we blab about a bunch of shit. That's why we have a podcast. Anyway - we talk at length about how Jeremy Renner sucks ass, Sarabeth shares a story that will ruin pumpkin seeds for you, and she also informs us all about fatal familial insomnia. It's a bummer! That's why we're the Zero Fun Podcast. Don't worry, though! We watch a mattress fall on a kid and it's funny.

Oh and have you been missing the sounds of Chris's ass? Enjoy the show.

Clips from this episode:

Crazy Lady

Stupid Ass Jeremy Renner Jeep Commercial

Eric Kelly

Mattress Kid

Germany TV

Also:

The Family That Couldn't Sleep

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Happy Halloweenis! It's our Halloween special, and it's full of all sorts of SpOoOkY surprises. Mostly weird porn clips and peepee poopoo jokes, but yeah. We're celebrating. Join us.

Our opening clip is a perfect example of how 3D-rendered fetish videos are INFINITELY creepier than live-action ones. It's got some farts in it. And a demon. A farting demon.

Learnin' Shit with Sarabeth is back again this episode and she's teaching us all about THE WENDIGO. Kinda scary, but mostly just made us hungry.

We then talk horror movies for way too long so hopefully you get some good recommendations out of it. We are dorks and we can talk about dorky things for long periods of time. Be dorks with us.

After a nice game of FMK and a video of a kid getting robbed we close out the show with our interview with...The Cooking Goth! He is a sweetheart and we're friends now whether he likes it or not.

Hope you enjoy the episode and this Monday doesn't totally suck balls.

Love and kisses,

C + S

Clips from this episode:

Farting Demon Torture (NSFW)

Just Sayin'...

Sexy Spider (NSFW)

Pumpkin Carving with Sis (NSFW)

More Badly Dubbed Hentai

You Got Robbed

Soc'Med:

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The Cooking Goth:

Youtube

Instagram

Twitter

News From the Fringe

Hey! Okay! Honk honk! The clown car is rolling in, everybody!

This week we open the show talking about a certain bodily...situation that Chris has been having this week and the sneeze that changed his life forever. Oh, and before that we watch some kids smoking blunts in a K-Mart.

Sarabeth learns us all some shit about quokkas! They are very cute and their mothers are savage as fuck. You'll see.

Chris has risen to the challenge to find grosser clips for this episode. This might actually be a new low (high?) for us. You're welcome.

We play a joyous game of FMK, complete with videos of the potential suitors! Some lovely gentlemen are considered. Lovely...hygienic...gentlemen...yeah, it gets pretty bad.

We end the show with what might be the trashiest wedding video on the internet and leave you to take a shower! You gotta love this city, baby...

Bye now...

Clips featured this episode:

K-Mart Gassin'

Angry Australian Man

Scott Elder 1

Scott Elder 2

Talented Athlete (NSFW)

Tense Financial Exchange Ends With Passion (NSFW)

Jerky Ass

I'm Sick But Check Out This Camera

Buckcherry Wedding

$20 Bet

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We've returned from our trip to Des Moines! We go over how our trip went, the massive overflow douchery that invaded our hotel, and we laugh at people named shit like Ainsley and Kimber.

Did you Brits like our sponsored post? We sure hope so! Yeah, so, the "peanut butter" guy got a LOT of traction over the past week as Instagram actually approved our ad featuring him.

It wouldn't be a ZFP episode without a bit of food talk, so we of course have some food-related clips. Wondering what to do with all those DVDs you don't watch anymore? We've got you covered.

Oh and don't think you're getting out of this without LEARNIN' SOME SHIT. That's right, Professor Sarabeth is back to teach you all about the wonderful world of teratomas!

That's just a little bit of what we cover on this one. It's packed full of flavor like a burning clown car. Hey!

Clips featured in this episode:

Sleepy Driver

Cooking With Dom 1

Cooking With Dom 2

PeePee Drinker

DVD Food Storage

Spring Lady

"Milk Party" (NSFW)

Speaker Dropper

Deer Needs Haircut

Reporter Punch

Thanks for listening! Please rate and review our show, tell a friend, blah blah blah you know the shpeal. We love you!

xoxo

C + S


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We made it to episode 30! Holy shit! Hey...pretend that airhorn sound is playing...from the hip hop.

This episode is packed full of tee-hees and laugh-out-louds, as well as a few old fashioned giggles. We explore why adults (or children, for that matter) shouldn't be on TikTok, and why the internet simply shouldn't be given to some people. People named "Larz" specifically.

We also introduce our newest segment: Learnin' Shit With Sarabeth! This week Sarabeth teaches you all about HOLES! Well, more specifically, the deepest places on planet Earth. Chris only makes a couple hole-related jokes, but you're welcome to make your own.

We also have a BIG announcement regarding The Cooking Goth and we get his opinion on Pumpkin Pie Kit Kats!

We round things out with a game of FMK featuring three strapping lads, and end the show with a barrage of things from the internet. Oh yeah, we have links to all our videos for you right here! Shit!

WTF is TikTok?

Hood Mom

Larz 1

Larz 2

Little Guys Big Gun

The Cooking Goth: Pumpkin Pie Kit Kat Review

Fuck Marry Kill suitors:

Animal Impressions Man

Peanut Butter Whore

Incel Boy

End clips:

Porto-boom

Tic-Tac No

PT Bruiser

Window Breaker

$100 Gift Card Celebration

Oh and don't forget to check out Chris's V̵̧̩̠̤̌̌̆͜͝O̷̝̩̲͍̹̊͐́̒̋͐̚Ĭ̶̧̩̘̼͕̯̥̖̣̻̻̼͕̱̾͐͊͊̈́̆͜D̵͚̈́̋̾͊́̊̒̉̈́̏̕ ̴̫̭̳̂͋͗̋̆̿͂͗̒̀̈́̉̀͝͝M̴̰̺̮̦͋̑̂͌Ẻ̴̢͕̲͙̪̄̃̌͝M̷̨͇͙̩̱̼̦̱͎̬̌̀̈È̶̥͎̬̻̉͆̈́̽͝͠Ş̴̫͓̻̻͍͖͚͙̀̀̍̌͜

Thank you all so much for listening! Please rate and review our show on Apple Podcasts, tell a friend, and be sure to send us all your weird shit!

Success and nothing less,

<3
C + S

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This week we have a very special guest in the studio: Josh! Do you know Josh? Probably not, but he's a friend of the show and one of the funniest people we know. That's why this episode is so long. A lot of tangents, arguing, impression-based games that don't land at all. You get it.

We check in with The Cooking Goth who shares with us a VERY interesting method of cooking steak. Joey is also in the mix with a food creation that he created. Let that sink in for a bit.

Cuppla' rounds of FMK and some lizard-themed clips from the internet as well.

Overall, this is a looser-fit episode that you can just sit back and relax for. Have a few yucks, ya know? Some giggles? Ha, alright...

Hope you all have a wonderful week - here are some links!

The Cooking Goth

Vegan Song

Girlscout Injury

Lizard 1

Lizard 2

https://soundcloud.com/diskoreicht/diskoreicht-mein-diskoreicht

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Hey amateur and professional chuggers! We're back with another joyful and not at all disgusting episode.

This week we give you an update regarding Sarabeth's progress on creating a detailed rule-list for the Chopped drinking game. To go along with that, we play a clip from Chopped that features an ingredient you'll DEFINITELY want to eat by the handful.

We also find out that not only is Badlands Booker multi-talented, he makes instructional videos to help others improve their chugging skills! Sarabeth tries to chug a claw, and uh, yeah. She certainly tries.

Also, some Australian jizz news and the adorable sound of baby crocodiles!

Don't touch dat mouse!

<3

C + S

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You know those people that are always calling things "epic?" Can't stand that shit.

Anyway, this episode is E P I C! We receive a VERY special message from one of our frequent characters on the show. Did we pay him for it? Yes. Yes we did.

We also get into the joys of english-dubbed hentai, another..recipe(?) from The Cooking Goth, and some more talk about filthy comments on Instagram ads. Please comment filthy things on Instagram ads and send us screenshots. We love that stuff, and corporate America deserves it.

SO much more than that in this episode, but nobody reads this shit anyway.

If you are reading this, however, know that we both love you very much. Thank you so much for checking out our little freakshow.

Be sure to rate and review!

Love and kisses,

C + S

We were thinking we don't do nearly enough food-related videos on our podcast, so this episode is almost ENTIRELY about terrible treats! You're welcome!

We get into some chicken sandwich ASMR, watch Joey take another year off of his life, and listen to a true goth visionary describe for us his love of Little Caesars seasoning mix!

Also, we switch mics for a few minutes and neither one of us enjoy it very much!

Oh, and Lisa Gail returns with some more uncomfortable music!

We hope you enjoy it. Rate and review us and Sarabeth will give you a kiss on the lips!

All the love we have,

C + S

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Whoa...another podcast? Yes, it's true.

We get one more weigh-in on the Popeye's sandwich from a SERIOUS expert on the subject. You know who it is. Seat sniffing crew at the ready!

We also discuss some very strange commercials that Texans have definitely seen before, Sarabeth has another gross recipe, and also some super cute videos. Chris might have cried at one, but the world will never know. Then we get into some listener-submitted videos and we close with the best song ever recorded.

Thank you all so much for listening. We love you very much.

Success and nothing less,

C + S

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