Adorably killer aggro rodents, acid spiting ants, and birds big enough to get your tits out.

Back to form, talking octopuses, Dr. Professor Courage (their arch nemesis), Otto, Inky, and some rum-soaked nonsense. 

(Also, screw the Supreme Court, women should have autonomy over their bodies.)

That's right, they made it two entire years and decided to re-release our first episode...with slightly better sound! 

OK, it's a bit of a copout...Larry is on the road telling the teehees, but still, thought it would be fun for everyone to be reminded how far they haven't come and that they likely peaked with this first ep!

The boys catch up, Larry describes his hell gig, and the boys essentially tell you how to run a successful standup by telling you what NOT to do.

Zig still has The 'Vid, Larry's in a mood, this show is great, but off the rails, which is why it's great. Also, KITH, The State, and Carol Burnett.

Zig is back from his trip to the Great White North and all he got was this lousy COVID-19. Also, they're both exhausted. Also, also, they chat about the dumbest wedding traditions.

That's right Meatcatchers, 100 entire episodes of this nonsense. We put in a C+ effort and clipped together some of our favorite moments from the last two years. This is fun for us because we are normally very drunk while recording and don't remember a lot of this. Thanks for sticking around this long. 

Care Bears mock Death themself, Fist-O and his twink fetish, My Little Pony (which we talk about too much), and Thundercats trippin' balls.

Zig poisoned his family. Larry is on three hours sleep. We tell you how people portrayed as heroes in history are still monsters. Larry tries to end it on a positive note. 

Finally! Some damn closure! Larry surprises Zig with the greatest gift he's ever received: The follow-up on Malcolm MacDonald, the man whose down-belows caught the bad bloods and fell off...and then he grew a new one on his arm. It's insane. Also they talk about other stuff and maybe devise a new catchphrase...but who cares?! CRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER!