Hey, Meatcatchers (yeah, we're trying to bring this back), play along with Zig's favorite game YOU CAN'T WIN AND THERE'S NO POINT. Larry is sober and grumbling about rum, we learn about Sporking, The Tom Waits Breakfast, and what a Howdy Dookie is. Make sure to subscribe and leave us a review (please, we are desperate here).

A review of The Batman, Zig says no to a wedding, April 20th, and horrible dating stories.

Larry's brain as gone bad, Zig gets creative, and the guys talk about some dumb laws our government(s) have concocted.

Larry is back outside with the sounds of lawn care, Bill ruins a cane, Larry is visited by the cops (sort of), death, horrible cuisine, baseball, Chupacabra, citrus projectiles, and a myriad of happily failed experiments! Oh! And Nicole makes a cameo!

Larry tries something new, Zig tries boozy Mt Dew, and the guys discuss ill-fated products that have brought pain, death, and pleasure. 

Nik is back to fill in and she and Larry catch up on their week (seriously, they haven't seen each other), wombats and jackalopes, their unofficial sponsor Adam & Eve, dark humor and coping mechanisms, incredible comics Mandee McKelvey and Amber Klear, and the amazing documentary "Joy Ride." 

Larry is joined by his wife, Nicole (Nik), for a conversation about Chewbacca likely making Ewok babies, turtles with vibrators, Larry's adventures in clean comedy, and Nik throws out some random facts!

Is it really "news?" Don't know. Is it the funniest episode? Still don't know, we were drinking. Grab a cocktail and join us.

Zig discovers a bunch of funny kids, Larry isn't hungover, and everyone's favorite game, Pocketfulla!

Larry is hungover as all hell, Zig is half in the bag, the guys try to update old sayings for a modern world and almost succeed. Also, Larry tells an unintentionally sad story and likely it ends up offensive. Sorry in advance.