Are you finding it stressful cheering on the Blue Jays? Us too!  Soooo stressful, but so fun! GO JAYS!

Cats are horrible… Milky’s cat has proven that once again.

It was a rough week for the Milkman - his super hulk strength resulted in a smashed out window on his truck.

Zoë is celebrating the birthday of her beloved “Granny Moo” who has sure seen a lot of things in her 95 years - all of which she’s put into a memoir!

Celebrity stuff this week including… Jesse Eisenberg donating a kidney and Sydney Sweeney gets controversial again and a Kardashian is now selling lollipops for your vagina - Zoë weighs in on that in a fantastic way!

News Nuggets include a Toronto marketing company making pure gold out of a bad situation when they were sent a cease and desists from the Toronto Blue Jays, and an NHL team introduces the all new Florida Man Cam!

Memes We’ve Seen.

Who will win our weekly “Doozie Of The D’uh Of The Day” Award this week?  The drunk guy who broke into a sausage shop or the funeral home who put the wrong body on display?

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Hey! It's Zoë & Milky!

This week we'll introduce you to a VERY cool book concept - recipes that were found on tombstones!

Plus - Celebrity Stuff this week - Taylor Swift has shattered more pop music records, Kim Kardashian now selling pubic hair underwear, Britney's ex levels some pretty serious accusations in his new book, and the name Keanu Reeves almost used in Hollywood.

News nuggets this week include the cost of Halloween, a very tired mom making a very innocent mistake that she has owned up to on TikTok, teachers banning 67, and the most popular cars for birds to poop on.

We have three "stupid news" stories thanks to several boneheads who live among us... A strip club disagreement sees cheeseburgers fly, man pees at the altar at The Vatican, a cat survives a 100 mile ride on top of a car - we'll announce our first ever D'uh Of The Week.

Plus, memes we've seen, This Or That & Why and an unabashedly bad joke!

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It's Zoë & Milky.... Cheering on the Blue Jays like most of Canada!

Meanwhile Zoë got to ride in the car on the field at the Redblacks game...

Milky's feeling the effects of his new show that has him up at 5am.

We discuss people who offer their opinions when their opinions were never asked for. Grrr

The new Taylor Swift album is out... And OMG!! Even more exciting is Taylor's media tour so far! And that she's been inviting a number of radio personalities to her wedding. Could that bode well for Zoë & Milky??? We hope so!

And... We discover what our email address actually is!

Join us each week when we talk about things. And stuff.

ZM

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Milky's back from a few months away - but getting home was anything but smooth. Why do vehicles always breakdown on a highway on Sundays or statutory holidays? We discuss.

Also... Cheering on the Blue Jays and giving up on the CFL.

And you best believe we discuss Taylor Swift - 1 week to her new album and we're still hoping she'll be the halftime performer at the Super Bowl! Fingers crossed!

This is ZM!

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A hot take from Zoë this week on ZM! Was Taylor behind a rolling black wall to hide a baby bump???

We discuss!

Also... Tims and Canadian Tire are teaming up! Franks does coffee? Both companies could offer their own version of rolling up the rims...

Plus details of this weekend's Rockliffe garage sale, Milky met up with Zoë's parents in New Brunswick, The Epic Ride For Mental Health along with this week's News Nuggets, Celebrity Stuff and another game of This Or That And Why!

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Weekdays I get to tell share some of the weirdest and most wonderful stories of the day on radio stations across North America.On Saturday, I compile the "best of" and team up with the incredibly funny Zoë Thorne and bring them to you on the ZM Podcast!

Live streaming on Facebook this afternoon and available on demand wherever you get your podcasts!

This week:

- OMG we've actually seen some work from Ottawa's "Night Mayor!" Although, we're kinda disappointed. (Shocking, we know!)

- Canada ranked one of the smartest counties in the world!

- Typo leads to paying $34,000 for internet- New record for walking on Lego

- Is the "Tin Can" this year's hot Christmas item for kids?

- Hamilton man's wallet found at High School after 51 years

- Plus CELEBRITY STUFF including a look at tomorrow's MTV Video Music Awards... Canadian among 5 new additions to SNL! and Billboard's Song Of The Summer of 2025!

Plus the best "John Jokes" of the week, the Dum Dum's Of The Day and This Or That & Why!

ZM - we'll keep you laughing in the car, at the gym, on your walk or while you're dancing naked in your living room!

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Hey it's ZM! Zoë & Milky!

Just two buddies talking about their week, and running through some of the oddest and most fun news stories of the week - including a woman caught driving with stairs attached to her car, a husband who dug through 2 tons of garbage to recover his wife's rings, and WTFlorida woman arrested after dressing up like a hot dog.

Also - Celebrity Stuff! Yes Travis & Taylor got engaged! We're so happy! Anything that gives people joy and provides an escape is ok by us!

And don't miss some of the 70 World Records that nobody has tried to break! Could you be the new world record holder for one of these?

New episodes every Saturday!

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Hey it's Zoë & Milky!

This week we ask if you know these terms that have just been added to the Cambridge Dictionary, including "Skibidi," "Delulu," and "Tradwife".

Also... The Redblacks aren't just a horrible football team, it's being played on field that looks like hell on TV. We wonder how this has not been addressed.

Plus... Lil Nas X caught walking around in his undies, Joe Jonas joins the mile high club and Taylor Swift's new album will be available on... Cassette???

Need some GREAT friends to join you on your walk or while driving to the cottage? Hi! We're those friends! ZM!

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This week we discuss Ottawa Pride and how the haters are back out in full force.

Taylor Swift addressed how she handles hate this week when she launched her new album! You bet we discuss that, plus we wonder IS she going to be doing the 1/2 time show at Superbowl? She left a lot of Easter Eggs that suggest she might!

Zoë ran into a Karen this week and it's still buggin' her.

Our dogs did dog stuff... Plus Celebrity Stuff, News Nuggets and more!

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Zoë & Milky get caught up after the week that was!

Zoë saw her favourite musical, Hamilton, at the NAC in Ottawa and it more than lived up to her expectations!

John visited the new container-ship village in Saint John NB and it's a game changer! If you're traveling to the Maritimes this summer, you should see it!

Plus weird news this week, including aliens coming to earth, and a few viral trends that are just... Odd.

Two friends inviting you into our conversation - just like if you were sitting next to us at Tim's!

Thanks to McCarthy Automotive; www.mccarthyautomotive.ca

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