Long Loins and Paulie Firm discuss weird celebrity encounters in bathrooms, Paulie's hatred of the Los Angeles Lakers, etiquette all around and abrupt endings.

Arby's is a fine first date, never eating ribs like a gentleman, caterwauling bouncing 65 year old village feeders. 

Ponytails, awkward moments, the best Joker, and politics. 

In this episode, Paulie and Long Loins discuss the great Pete Mardukis and how Long Loins got hoodwinked by a Girl Scout. Then, Long Loins presents Paulie different scenario's in life and Paulie explains how he would handle them. 

Paulie and Long Loins discuss Paulie's penchant for little pencils, and how to consider a soft shoulder. Later, they discuss text stress and thinking people are banging Albertsons employees in the bathroom.

Paulie devises a one-bullet solution for the upcoming fiscal year.

Paulie rants about COVID restrictions and a professor with an attitude and a questionable wardrobe. Later, the guys rant about the peanut butter incident and a juggalo that decided to brand himself with something that is not attractive to anyone. 

Paulie and Billy talk about mercurial tricksters, tricking people into being racist, and bad Valentine's Day gifts and girlfriends pooping and farting. 

Billy and Paulie discuss waiting on celebrities in 5-Star restaurants, being a mercurial trickster, and how life is much too valuable to waste on being hateful.