Paulie and Long Loins get into the laborious chore of going to the doctor, condolence and gravy shaming, and the state of the current culture. Later, Paulie tells a great story about his father. 

Long Loins and Paulie talk about the worst shit Paulie ever took, a solution to priests fucking children and Long Loins new Prius. 

Long Loins are Firm discuss almost disastrous miscommunications, family vacations, bribing cops with food, and Firm finally getting out...

Long Loins and Firm are joined by Robin and discuss pants-shitting sneezes, getting Shanghai'd, farmer's markets, and the crunchy new friend that Rosie made. 

Paulie falls for a crunchy chick from Seattle. Long Loins charges $180/lb for crab legs, and Robin and Long loins get yurty with Paulie.

Zack, Rosie, & Derik discuss the conventions of brunch and people's behavior at buffets, proper restroom and fart etiquette, and Zack begs to find out the truth about the priest. Later, Rosie talks about how he ended up on a cross country flight on Viagra, horseplay leading to a DUI, Zack spends several minutes forcing Derik to eat fart, and Rosie puts the final nail in the Liquid IV coffin. 

The boys are back. Long Loins shares his vacation stories, no priest is safe, and other tales of debauchery. 

Bill and Paulie discuss goat yoga, ethnic cleansing, banning bullets, and geographicals 

Paulie and Long Loins discuss picking out an outfit as a man, people who cook food and let their ego think the people who work with them are obligated to call them chef and other zen-like approaches other less entitled chefs take. Later, Paulie talks about his random prom with a Hindu named Swapna Komakula and how he had a boner the entire time. The show closes out with Paulie addressing the problem that is not being addressed. 

Long Loins gives Paulie the business about his on-again, off-again relationship, the little man living inside Paulie's mouth, and the liberal slant of Syracuse University. Later, they discuss job interviews and jealous friends that turn themselves into jealous girlfriends.