Socal is soaked again, and Asians are on the road.

Paulie Phirm takes a deep dive into the horrors of driving while Asian in the rain. Then later, asks the LGBTQ community to take a step back and relax. Enjoy.

People of Buffalo, you classless, miserable human beings. You boo Taylor Swift, and on top of it, you do what you do best...lose.

Too Sweet Lambrusco's Season 3 Premier! Only one Lambrusco today, but Paulie Firm has a lot to talk about including a broken wrist, white privilege, and cops with a sense of humor!

While the Lambrusco's are enjoying their holiday break before the launch of season 3, Paulie Phirm sat down with his pal Jimmy Bones. A reunion of the two friends they recounted classic memories, some more fond than others, but filled with laughs nonetheless.

Today, Billy Long Loins comes own armed with an inferior poo which Paulie quickly annihilated. Later, Paulie tells stories from his families vacation which was a strange, annoying journey not from Milan to Minsk, but instead from San Diego to Santa Cruz.

Billy and Paulie discuss how to turn a genre of music and they people that listen to it into one single, individual entity that encapsulates how terrible they are. They then turn their attention to the sickening revelations of Ari Spears and Tiffany Haddish; Paulie does evoke the positive side of the unfortunate situation and how it getting rid of a woman as annoying as Tiffany Haddish is for the world. Later, Billy and Paulie dissect the importance of sobriety and choosing the group of friends to ride out the 2nd act of life. 

Lesbian weddings, bathroom interrogation, weird farts, and pre-planned flatulence as a means of hazardous war. 

Long Loins discusses reading music, Paulie only cares about sightseeing, causing wine envy, golf course cowboys, and ending disputes with a pistol. 

Rosie comes across an angry shopper at Trader Joe's who encounters something they are unhappy with and turns a delicious ice cream into something not so delicious. 

Long Loins had a tough week...