Zorb & Gorb

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb, Sword-Dolphin™, we take the randomness up a notch. Each of us gets one randomly generated sentence, then 3 English words, and we craft two majestic narratives from them. 

"The Adventures of Boo-Boo and Bon-Bon"

Join us as we follow two brave and enterprising young Sloth-Men around Norf-Dorth as they struggle to survive in a Mad-Max-like world full of coconuts and treachery. Can Bon-Bon and his "brother" last in a slothman-eat-slothman world? Does the love of a princess offer hope or only more doom for the humble brothers?

"Poor Larby..."

Then we follow the intertwined tragicomic lives of Larry B. and Kassandra. One is a gifted yet socially awkward vampire hunter, struggling to avenge her parents' death. And the other is a misunderstood man and a terrible Accountant. But are Larby and Kassandra using their eccentricities to hide a much darker secret? Tune in to find out.

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb, Hellburger Flip™, hear two heartwarming, then heartwrenching tales. 

Tune in to find out whether a breakthrough discovery at Froggy Aquaponics will cause a windfall of success for its humble owner, Larry, or whether Feeble Dave's insecurities will get in the way.

Then listen to find out whether the "Fun Fun Fun Lizard Backpack" will be the new viral fashion sensation of its own right, or our young, idealistic entrepreneur Kevin will have to make shady deals with even shadier characters to make his dreams come true...

On this episode of  Zorb & Gorb, the Imax of podcasts, join us on a Zorb & Gorb Geogueser extraordinaire! Will it be Ocean again? There is a 70% chance, tune in to find out!

Do you know where the circle meets its end? Do you want an answer to the mysteries posed in S2. Ep.8? 3 and a half years later, you will finally get an answer.

After that, stay tuned for a heart-wrenching tale of friendship, fishing, and Thailand. Can the power of love save a group of friends from the Phillyth Lord of Dead? Listen to find why Gooby wasn't invited.

On this episode of  Zorb & Gorb, the Imax of podcasts, we take our visualization skills and 1990's technology to the next level. Welcome to Zorb and Gorb Secret Tapes. 10 tapes, 5 minutes each. Tune in to this slow build to find out:

Who was the infamous Professor Smibbens? What happened to Sandy? How did Randal get so good at Subtitles? And best of all, a peek at the bestselling self-help book yet, "How to make money with Hermit Crabs: AND FAST!"

On this episode of  Zorb & Gorb, the Imax of podcasts, join us on a Goldquest™. We will take you on a journey like none other. 

Did you know that in 1771, the city of Boston was plagued by the constant scheming and machinations of the 4 fundamental forces of the cosmos? Tune in to find out how James Mease and his best bud Chen save the cosmos while inventing tomato-based ketchup at the same time.

Then we captivate you with the tragic tale of Sloubie Loub Magoop, a veteran undercover animal rights investigator, a long-time PETA member, amateur slam poet, and the latest victim in the deadly youth craze of Slime-Banding.

Welcome to Zorb and Gorb Season 7 Episode 2: The Cyberpunk Edition

Did you know about the brief autonomous vehicle uprising after the Fall of the Herblemake? Did you know that one percent of all Raspberry X users will 'literally explode if they don't get snuggled'?

Get ready for ominous synth and way too much theremin, as we explore the Techno-Dystopia that awaits us all. Turn on, Tune in, and shield your eyes because there is so much neon....

Welcome to Zorb and Gorb Season 7. Your favorite show is back, the IMAX of podcasts comes roaring back on the air with a fresh episode served classic style.

Do you know how Paul Bababwaum and his son PJ saved mankind from a high saline version of the Zombie Apocalypse? Listen in tonight so you can think twice before sending your child to Dino Camp. 

Then get the real scoop on how Wayne Gretzky, no relation to the famous serial killer, went insane. Majoring in Piccolo is no easy task, then add in a spring break spent with Alex and Scaraamoush Trebonk-VonSchnieppenn and Jeppetto brothers just outside of Trenton... It's enough to make anyone snap.

On this season 6 finale of your favorite podcast, we take you to a world beyond reason, where the subconscious mind runs rampant and the fabric of reality breaks down. On this episode of Zorb & Gorb, the IMAX of Podcasts, we welcome you to the world of delve-ing. It's not like Inception! 

Listen to this hour-long tale of how New York City's premier delving crew with a craigslist rating of 3.8 manages to rescue a lost soul at the center of the Broken Clock. A cast of lovable characters such as Ben, Bobsley, and Mr. Gilford, will journey to hell and back for the sake of a young boy named Yun Dè, and $350 US.

On This Episode of Zorb and Gorb Grog Cinematic Edition™ we blend the best parts of Zorb & Gorb together in one whopper of a story. 6 items, 1 genre, and a single story, tune in, turn on, and drop into the story of destitute Veterinarian Yuppie Doobles O'Shamally as he competes in the universe's most popular game show "Can you make it to Crying mountain?". 

Sit back and relax as we captivate you with a tale so entrancing, so mesmerizing, so fantastic that by the end of the episode you'll find yourself asking: What would I do for 40,000 Giga-shekels. 

On this episode of Grog Roulette™ Zorb and Gorb regale you with tales about the hellscape which will follow the reign of the Herblemake. How much do you know about the Poodlemen? Are you willing to let Azerbaijans be Bygones? Will you show your support for the revolution by listening to top artists like Canadian Singer (the band) and reading forbidden texts like The List of Things I Have Seen by Mr. Sleeble Danger? Or will the lawmakers tear you limb from limb?

In this episode of Zorb and Gorb Grog Roulette™, we give you a high-level overview of the complex social dynamics of the 2080's-2120's. After the Herblemake all that remains is a chaotic world of Poodlemen, Bingles, and a universe consuming Ramen Bowls. Unless you are in Azerbaijan, then you are fine.