Zorb & Gorb

Zorb & Gorb

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Zorb & Gorb episodes

  • S5. Ep 7:  The Schloobie Episode

    In this episode of your favorite show, Zorb & Gorb, the e-more-tions run high. Another combo episode mixing the best features of Grog Roulette and Gold-Quest. One question, three dice rolls, and a prompt are all you need to learn about....

    Can Professor Carmine McScrubulous solve the global blindness epidemic? What does Frank’s cousin Schoolbie know? Do you know why pigeons are a foot tall?

    Do you know the tale of The Eagle? A miracle worker from the Old West who chases his nemesis, the dark wizard Mr. Cuervo, across the desert. Listen and be enthralled by the bizarre circumstances that lead Dankey Painke, assistant muleman to Skander Babbins of St John's Foot, California, to invent the miraculous Lorem Ipsum Machine.

    57 min
  • S5. Ep 6: (The Wall is Down! / Randy with the Horse)

    In this fresh episode of your favorite show Zorb & Gorb, behold the Golden Grog. A combo episode mixing the best features of Grog Roulette and Gold-Quest. 1 question 3 dice rolls and prompt are all you need to learn about....

    What Happens when the Wall is down? Will Jerry Smeegens and his Ice restore balance in the Kingdom or will he turn the car around?

    Do you know why you wear a hat in winter? Have you heard of the Elk-Man? Some say he's just a fable, others never make it back to blockbuster...

    55 min
  • S5. Ep 5: “Grog Roulette”

    Do you want to spin the wheel of Grog Roulette? On this fresh episode of your favorite show, Zorb & Gorb, learn what year the Price is Right first aired.

    Then you get hear two amazing tales, the sci-fi escaped: "The Life and Times of C.J. Fiddeley Smittson" and an adventure epic involving one of literatures most evil characters, none other than the famous Adam Chunk.

    52 min
  • S5. Ep 4: (The Boys are Back in Town / Perpetual IKEA)

    On this episode of a Zorb & Gorb, we explore two different and nuanced storylines. Do you know the truth about Thin Lizzy? Have you ever been lost in an IKEA? Do you know the tale of Panopopticus Rambles?

    In this Zorb & Gorb Gold-Quest episode we find out how sponges, Scotts Turf Builder, and a herd of goats explain the destruction of a human colony on Pluto and the invention of free-from Jazz.

    52 min
  • S5. Ep 3: The Many Legends of Mt. Ayribobo

    On this episode of a Zorb & Gorb, we embark on our second "Zorb & Gorb: Gold Quest Edition". Two independent story lines, with three chosen objects spanning the episode.

    In this Zorb & Gorb Gold-Quest episode we find out how Clowns, Hotel Owners, and the legendary Mt. Ayribobo (on the border of Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan) all connect to mysterious desert dweller named Mr. Bone Crack and a young bartender named Corey Jacobson.

    55 min
  • S5. Ep 2: Gold Quest-Bathtub Edition

    On this episode of a Zorb & Gorb, we embark on our first "Zorb & Gorb: Gold Quest-Bathtub Edition". Two independent story lines, with three chosen objects spanning the episode.

    Buckle up for Zorb & Gorb's first Gold Quest episode. Find out how "Smurf", Razor Blades, and Butter Scotch Toffee, all connect to a 58 year old man named Little Katy, a hidden island the likes of Isla Nublar, a man named Harry Styles (no relation), and how to split a pencil in half.

    58 min
  • S5. Ep 1: (“Chortle! Chortle!” / Bark Smourbfulton and True Fear)

    We're back with a brand new season of Zorb and Gorb! For the first episode of season five we regale you with the tale of a lost island. A strange chortle heard in the South Pacific Dodecahedron leads the intrepid explorer Captain F. Smellington to his greatest discoveries yet, and maybe his worst too...

    Then we move on to the Legend of Bark Smourbfulton and how the true meaning of the cosmos may have been lost in tragic misinterpretations of 1960's folk songs and impressive CGI. Welcome to Zorb and Gorb season 5, The Reckoning.

    52 min
  • S4. Ep 9: Father Tintzél and the Snarkels

    On this hot mess of a Zorb & Gorb episode, we hear a cautionary tale about climate change, meteors, and alien invasion.

    Using the exemplary life of Father Tintzél of Capua, and his revolutionary discovery of mozzarella cheese [c. 300 AD], we explore complex issues such as: What is a name if not an invitation to interpretation? Do chameleons wear clothes? Is it Schnitzel or Snarkel? And most importantly how many Rancheritas is too many?

    1 hr 8 min
  • S4. Ep 7: (The Most Evil Owl / Ratboy Spinach and the Circle)

    On this new episode of Zorb and Gorb, we learn about the origins of the French language. Then we try and place ourselves in the shoes of a man who can only ever be seen as a cat and his impressive, if behind the scenes, career as a broadway actor.

    Then we embark upon a journey into a dystopian future, full of romanesque colosseums and gladiator battles, as we follow the heart wrenching tale of our protagonist Ratboy Spinach.

    54 min

About Zorb & Gorb

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Zorb & Gorb (formerly Phraggle Rock), at its simplest, is two best friends engaging in the wild world of improv storytelling. These are the books we wish we had the time and discipline to write. Our improvised tall tales are filled with everything from time travel, magic pigs, snail farmers, butter barons, and a whole lot more. Although all our stories are always unique, they are 100% unpredictable. Some are trainwrecks on a colossal scale, but at least they are always a damn good time. Grab a beverage of your choice, take seat by the campfire, and get ready to hear some wild sh*t.