Tonight we explore CIA research, the New York City underground, and the hunt for a creature so terrifying you'll sleep with the lights on tonight. Then we go to the small Canadian town of Istahfuhginkold and learn the story of young Timothy Gubberstein, the narwhal nerd.

Is it Johnny Depp? We aren't at liberty to say. Also, get ready to learn a lot more about why the dinosaurs went extinct.

Today we dive into the world of the upper class. Some families have deep rivalries— and let us tell you… Butter is the key to wealth and survival when the world ends.

Do you know about the Shwarm? If so, you better hightail it out of Massachusetts real quick. We then learn how imperative it is not to F with Ricky's Heelies.

We learn the true meaning of Disney's "It's a Small World After All.” Then we see how the nature of a Gamecube might be a lot more sinister than one thinks.

For our first episode, we dive into the world of magic talking pigs and the elimination of Idaho. Then we learn the true history of Atlantis and see how rock-based life is humanity's true enemy.