Table of Nonsense:

0:00 - The Wolverine

4:45 - John is now Chris Henderson

6:20 - The one known as “Kwiks”

14:30 - Burger King bathroom psycho hose beast from Florida 

18:45 - Burger King bathroom John projectile vomit

20:30 - Hospital Patient throws up at John, some gets in his eye. 

22:20 - Chris demonstrates the proximity effect

24:00 - John doesn’t throw up in the face of spray shit

26:00 - John dares Chris to drink Tequila & Ketchup. 

29:45 - John GAGFEST #1

31:25 - John GAGFEST #2

34:00 - Horrible monster woman

36:30 - Poor kid can’t masturbate cause his parents spy on him with cameras

39:00 - The executioner 

41:30 - “Law Abiding Citizen”

43:00 - The Vitamix Solution

46:00 - The Kitty Dukakis question

49:30 - John’s preschool marriage

52:00 - Alissa Milano starts a sex protest

54:00 - ANIMANIACS ARE COMING BACK!!  2020!!

55:45 - Tesla Model X autopilot porn

Table of Nonsense:

0:00 - Zero Dark 30

2:15- Chris spent the first 5 seasons of game of thrones mishearing THESE characters..

4:10 - John’s junior year in high school - principle compares him to a terrorist

8:30 - Steve Lipton and his unbelievable school antics

11:30 - LUNCHTIME MADNESS is born

15:00 - Exploding baked potatoes

16:15 - Exploding sweet & sour packets

17:00 - Vermon Day

18:45 - Top Secret John Matland high school stories

29:40 - The glorious climax of John Matland’s top secret high school story.

33:00 - John’s dating experiment

38:30 - John attempts to call Niece Waldhoffer (for the very last time)

39:00 - Oh the lengths people will go to use the HOV lane. 

40:00 - Florida Man

41:40 - If you’re both white, can you have a black baby?

43:00 - David Blane is getting sued for hypnotic handjobs

48:00 - Professional Hypnotherapist weighs in on the topic

52:00 - Visit www.Shamaslight.com to get out of your own way and reach your full potential!

55:00 - The average salary of a pornstar is…..

60:30 - Increasing ejaculate?  Drink More Water, keep heat away from the ballsack and wear loose underwear and more tips.

Table of Nonsense:

0:00 - Inception

2:48 - The story of “BWITTTTNEYYYYYYY”

22:00 - John flips Chris’ brain like a flapjack with the “what if” game

27:00 - Racist Easter Chocolate? 

30:50 - Coachella Herpes

33:00 -  Why are these women putting garlic in their vaginal canal? 

35:00 -  Kristie Dainty Mitchell walks her dog

39:50 -  Insta-model gets her ass “certified”

43:00 -  John is a Maxim/Stuff Magazine type of guy

46:40 - Chris flips John’s brain like a flapjack with the inverse scenario

48:00 - JEOPARDY PHENOM-  JAMES HOLZHAUER 

53:00 - THE KISSING BUG WILL KILL US ALL

Table of Nonsense:

0:00 - Waiting

2:25 - John’s trip to Greece

6:00 - SPIRIT VS. EMIRATES Airlines

10:45 - The beginning of the shitshow

13:50 - Don’t greek girls like it in the behind?

14:10 - The horrifying pedophilic history of Greece

17:00 - Reusing an engagement ring from a failed marriage?

18:00 - “the formula”

21:00 -  Natski Batski

23:00 - One passed out woman, two undercover “cops” and a creepy greek orgy

39:00 - Chameleon bug eye boy

43:30 - New Orleans

45:00 - Yo Momma’s (Port St. Peter is currently closed)

47:10 - Micky Mouse ruined Bourbon Street and closed 50% of the strip clubs

49:00 - Montreal lap dances are only $10 each vs. $40 on Bourbon Street

50:45 - The melting pot of saliva 

57:00 - John’s plane gets struck by lightning

59:00 - When you fly back to NY but your bag ends up in PANAMA (the country)

62:00 - Revisiting the Penis Trap