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Table Of Nonsense:

Intro: Gang of New York

0:00 – Complete Siri meltdown

2:15 - Neice W. polite dick pic requests

5:00 – Chris can move his tongue real fast

5:30 - What does the word “Skinny” mean

8:30- Give me a word in the English language ending in “y” that doesn’t mean plentiful amount of

10:30 – John’s battle scars from fighting cuntie

13:00 – John channels Eddie Veder perfectly

14:30 - Do I have a cyst on my balls?

16:00 – Chris shouts obscenities at project brunch while an old couple scowls.

18:40 - Stupid top hats three times bigger than their heads

21:25 - The far fall of Camron Diaz’s gorgeous face

23:00 – Chris’s seat falls on him

23:30 - Youth Moose FIRST FULL LENGTH ALBUM is FINISHED

25:40 - The degenerate human Double White Diamond is ready to make more rap songs with Snow Flake 

27:40 - John gets pissed off on a train

29:40- John’s fresh coont spidey sense keeps him from getting robbed

32:45 – Code of Hammurabi, Jail and how punishment is essential to learning a lesson.

38:00- video of stupid people fighting over nicotine

38:45 – etiquette on how to disarm a woman who’s trying to kill you

42:45 - Christopher’s amazing 48 hours

44:45 - Christopher’s Youth Moose publicity stunt

47:40 - back to the trains

50:00 - Chris’s take on donating to the homeless

53:00 – Chris eats a napkin

54:30 -  Chris new song about pregnancy

55:00 – SONG “I Am Drunk” by Youth Moose

Table Of Nonsense:

Intro: Django Unchained

1:11: Chris gets molested by a gaggle of teenagers at Qdoba

5:00:   Who robbed John? The mystery is unveiled…

8:00:   Trashtalk - John Vs. Cuntie Round 1

10:00 - Which insta-model would Chris fuck? (cuntie trap)

17:30 - Would TJ suck a dick made out of pussy?

18:20-   Chris asks God why he plays games with people’s sexual identities.

19:50- Would Chris date a post-op transgender surprise?

21:15- Cuntie’s amazing family stories pt. 1

24:00 - John hits on the 3 hottest women (who are actually men) in the club.

26:00 – Everybody tries to get Chris to be even gayer.

30:50 – Cuntie’s amazing family stories pt. 2

32:00 – Gay Guys love buying John drinks

35:00 – THE WALKING DEAD – Rick ain’t going FOOKIN’ NOWHERE.

36:35 - Trashtalk - John Vs. Cuntie Round 2

38:00 – Chris used to watch “All My Children” growing up.

39:30 – Chris gets sucked into filming his co-worker doing lat pulldowns at the gym

40:50 – Disgusting restaurant food stories

45:00 - Figs are created from wasps..   WHAT

47:45 – Chris’s low swingin’ pendulous ballbag

49:00 – Gun to your head: Eat a cum omelette, or period chunks.

51:20 - John finally gets a Mr. Mime from our beloved POS spoofer.

Table Of Nonsense:

Intro: Django Unchained

1:11: Chris gets molested by a gaggle of teenagers at Qdoba

5:00:   Who robbed John? The mystery is unveiled…

8:00:   Trashtalk - John Vs. Cuntie Round 1

10:00 - Which insta-model would Chris fuck? (cuntie trap)

17:30 - Would TJ suck a dick made out of pussy?

18:20-   Chris asks God why he plays games with people’s sexual identities.

19:50- Would Chris date a post-op transgender surprise?

21:15- Cuntie’s amazing family stories pt. 1

24:00 - John hits on the 3 hottest women (who are actually men) in the club.

26:00 – Everybody tries to get Chris to be even gayer.

30:50 – Cuntie’s amazing family stories pt. 2

32:00 – Gay Guys love buying John drinks

35:00 – THE WALKING DEAD – Rick ain’t going FOOKIN’ NOWHERE.

36:35 - Trashtalk - John Vs. Cuntie Round 2

38:00 – Chris used to watch “All My Children” growing up.

39:30 – Chris gets sucked into filming his co-worker doing lat pulldowns at the gym

40:50 – Disgusting restaurant food stories

45:00 - Figs are created from wasps..   WHAT

47:45 – Chris’s low swingin’ pendulous ballbag

49:00 – Gun to your head: Eat a cum omelette, or period chunks.

51:20 - John finally gets a Mr. Mime from a POS spoofer.