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Table of Nonsense:

Our guests this week: Ana, Melissa, Lauren

0:00- Sexy ASMR Chris Boner

2:00 – Chris literally jumps someone’s bones

4:00 – tummies, thighbrows and stomach rolls

6:00 – John’s services are requested

8:55 - Melissa’s first time

9:40 - Ana gets rejected

14:45 – Lauren dates a zombie

17:45 - John’s tinder fail & wildwood fail

21:40 – What’s something your partner does that drives you crazy

25:00 – Ana fucks so hard she broke her bed

26:25 - What drives John crazy in a relationship

29:00 - What drives Chris crazy in a relationship

34:30 - What is attractive to women

37:30 - What is attractive to Chris

39:20 - What is attractive to John

40:20 - The art of entertaining dick pics

43:40 - Dick & Clit piercings

45:45 - Length, Girth, or Motion in the ocean

48:20 - Chris needs a deep vagina

51:00 - John and his circus vaginas

52:25 – Faking orgasms

57:00 - Female Review of Disgusting Porn

Table of Nonsense:

Our guests this week: Ana, Melissa, Lauren

2:40 - Ana’s long island ice team bloody dark room story

6:30 - John’s bloody wildwood story

9:00 – Why women fake their period to put the breaks on sex

9:38 - John’s mouth surprise

11:10 – Melissa’s No Bullshit Hobrah Ho down

13:50 - Lauren… and the queen of spades

18:20 -  Chris’s sexual mechanics

20:35 - The meathooks

23:10 - Revisiting Christopher’s College squirt fiasco

27:00 - Ana’s foreign sex object

31:30 - Melissa’s tidy OCD car sex partner

34:00 - John in the wilderness

35:00 - Has Chris ever turned down sex?

36:00 - “The Chris Sauter” voice

37:45 - John’s first squirt experience

42:00 - Crazy Spiderman Balcony Boy

45:30 - John devirginizes a texas woman’s mouth

48:50 - A story of how clueless Chris denied Lauren sex.

54:00 - John gets action at fatburger.. leather gloves are involved

56:30 - Ana misses out on a threesome

57:10 - Melissa is a threesome magnet

Table of Nonsense:

Our guests this week: Ana, Melissa, Lauren

2:40 - Ana’s long island ice team bloody dark room story

6:30 - John’s bloody wildwood story

9:00 – Why women fake their period to put the breaks on sex

9:38 - John’s mouth surprise

11:10 – Melissa’s No Bullshit Hobrah Ho down

13:50 - Lauren… and the queen of spades

18:20 -  Chris’s sexual mechanics

20:35 - The meathooks

23:10 - Revisiting Christopher’s College squirt fiasco

27:00 - Ana’s foreign sex object

31:30 - Melissa’s tidy OCD car sex partner

34:00 - John in the wilderness

35:00 - Has Chris ever turned down sex?

36:00 - “The Chris Sauter” voice

37:45 - John’s first squirt experience

42:00 - Crazy Spiderman Balcony Boy

45:30 - John devirginizes a texas woman’s mouth

48:50 - A story of how clueless Chris denied Lauren sex.

54:00 - John gets action at fatburger.. leather gloves are involved

56:30 - Ana misses out on a threesome

57:10 - Melissa is a threesome magnet

Table of Nonsense:

 Intro: Dodgeball

0:00 - 26 episodes in, we are at the half year mark for 2 Bumbling Idiots!

1:00 – Chris’ NOLA strip club review

8:00 – Chris throws up once? or 7 times, depending on how you count..

14:20 - Ugly Kesha

20:00 - Christopher’s Last Lap Dance..

24:00 - Mile high club.. all the crazy sex that goes on in the airline industry.

27:00 – If someone ripped off your ballsack, would you bleed to death?

28:00 – Death Branding

31:10 - Apple shrapnel story

37:10 - Really weird porn and our reactions PT 2.

44:50 – SONG: “Suspicious Mole” by Youth Moose

Intro: Bourbon Street

4:00 - London Mike & Mr. Numerology (clingers)

9:20 - Chris sits on a public toilet on the plane by mistake and then almost breaks a woman's foot.

14:00 - Kristie tells a story that could have resulted in her complete paralysis

17:40 – Annoying drug dealers

20:15 - Kristie reveals a disturbing part of her childhood

21:20 - Chris starts to get drunk and talks about his future bachelor party location.

23:20 -  A drunken discussion of Oedipus

24:51 - How often does Chris’s low swingin’ ball bag touch the toilet bowl water

28:00 - Chris’s drunken rant on the dark beauty of NOLA

28:40 - John & Chris reminisce about a stripper who’s boyfriend tried to kill her on her birthday

32:12 - We hit burbon street

32:40 -  Interview: Huge ass beers interview about horse shit

33:40 - Interview: German Girls

35:50 - Interview: Bouncers, also about horse shit

38:00 - Interview: Very awesome interview with amazing former stripper named “Danielle”.

53:00 - SONG:   "JUMP" 

Table of Nonsense:

 Intro: Austin Powers 2, a memorandum to the late great Verne Troyer

1:50 – @1manthrillride shouts out “Boom Boom Kitty Lick”

4:40 -   In the year 2100 death itself will die as we backup our brains to the new digital metaverse, and brain computer interfaces will expose the world to the greatest amount of corruption that the human race has ever known.

16:30 - Resting bitch face?   A real thing?

20:00 - Plastic surgery, Jenner, and Chris can’t prounce words for SHIT

26:00 - John is offended at “the male review” and requests a “cry closet”

28:20 - John runs into a caveman at Starbucks

30:00 – Chris has an epiphany and sets out to become the dictator of the digital world

34:00 – Chris saves a spider, John saves a spider.. save a spider pinap a pidgey

35:00 - Animal cruelty , terrible duck dish called “phagwah”, male chicken genocide… why… why….

42:40 - DNA testing to determine where you come from.. and how Chris wants your world to come crashing down after you discover you are nothing of what you believed you were.

46:00 – NEW SEGMENT:  Disturbing Porn play by play.. and Chris’s reaction.  Fruity Loops & Ball bags.

 Table of Nonsense:

Intro: Austin Powers

 1:30 – Chris wants to know if you can offset the neon pee coloring effects of asparagus by drinking a gallon of water beforehand.

 4:00 - John is ready for the spring time and sauter wants to slaughter mother nature

 7:50 - Chris is the mussolini of mosquitos and burns their children with bleach

 13:50 – John is the stalin of flies and hunts them like crocodile dundee

 17:30 -   the dirty smelly vagina pussy trees of spring

 20:00 -   colonoscopies and reverse gas flatulence

 24:00 -   WASPS and HORNETS

 30:00 -   John’s rant about pussy sports vs. man sports

 32:55 - Can a band change its lead singer?   Alice in chains, Breaking Benjamin, Stone Temple Pilots

 41:55 -   is everybody a little gay?

 44:00 - scary shape shifting transforming asses

 50:00 - BUMBLING COVERSONG:   Dancing on my own

Table of Nonsense:

Intro: Office Space

2:30 -   18 year old John working at Blockbuster & Best Buy

6:50 -   Chris suggests a really shitty way to quit

7:50 -   Divine gas

9:00 - John’s Best Buy interview

10:20 -   Chris thinks he can make his farts smell like blueberries by eating 5 pounds of blueberries.

14:27 -   “Bad Girls” takes over our podcast for 30 seconds

18:15 - Chris foolishly smashes his glasses with his size 13 foot.

20:08 – Chris foolishly disregards signs that his body is allergic to things and keeps using them anway.

23:31 - JOHN SAYS HE HASN’T USED DEODORANT IN 10 YEARS (this must be a lie)

26:00 Bennoit balls / fake vaginas that actually squirt / adult arcade at “night cap” sex store

38:18 - John plays a Tinder game with Chris and he finds a girl who reminds him of Oprah.

42:00 – Chris goes on a tangent about being picky and never selling yourself short in love.

52:00 - Some woman posted a picture of her dildo with period chunks on it and it forces Chris to ponder period chunks for the first time in his entire life.

55:00 - If you don’t want to have sex with someone, don’t have sex with someone. But if you wind up having sex with them anyway cause you changed your mind, then don’t blame them the following day like a moron. #metoo

1:03:10 - SONG: “Tony Snot has been a really good friend (in the end)” by Youth Moose

Table of Nonsense:

Intro: Freddie Got Fingered

2:00 - John rents a go cart and has an illegal adventure in NOLA

7:30 - Why is Tom Green jerking off a horse? 

8:00 - Chris's Fortune Teller from Royal street

10:00 - Chris and John get invited to join the New Orleans drug cartel

17:00 - WILDWOOD..  and the fire extinguisher fiasco

24:00 - Chris gets a chunk of his nose ripped off from a wildwood speedraft..  blood everywhere..

24:35 - Why is Tom Green swinging a new born baby around by its umbilical cord?

34:24 - Chris conquers said speed raft the following year (2015)..  John not so much. 

36:30 - John finally conquers said speed raft the following following year. 

37:30 - ANT CONTROL...  KILLING ANTS..   and staggering statistics about their population

40:00 - Chris Sauter's Official ant bait recommendation

42:50 - One Bumbling Notebook Question:  Would you rather fuck a 3 foot tall woman or a 7 foot tall woman. 

43:20 - Daddy would you like some saussage?

Table of Nonsense:

Intro:  Road Trip

1:30 - John and VPOR

5:30 -  John challenges Chris to name 10 football teams...  oh boy. 

10:00 - John challenges Chris to name 3 UFC fighters..  oh boy.

11:20 - Weird Swingers @ Razzo's in NOLA

16:30 - John's past interaction with the one and only Jenna Marbles

23:40 -  Sex parties and swingers and chris's sexual devience. 

29:25 - Tom Green eats a mouse as Christopher squirms

35:30 -  Our wacked out culture 

38:10 -  Chris loves Bob Ross

40:30 -  Incubus: 8, Zoolander & Napoleon Dynamite

43:00 - The story of Wolfgang the dog

50:45-  Pet Rent

51:50 - Chris Vomits all over Jersey city

56:20 - SONG"  "Me Gusta Manana"  (Chris's "spanish" song circa 2003)