Ricky Joyce is not the kind of guy to gloat about his stellar accomplishments so let me be the first to tell you that this guy bangs. He’s banged at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. He’s also banged in front of the President. And sometimes he even plays the drums. Ba dum chhhhhh

Topics include: Setting records in eating pirogies, how to think like a record executive, wasting only your time instead of wasting both your time and your money, giving friends the credit they deserve, and we try to figure out why Train’s lyrics are so bad.

In this week’s exclusive interview, Niki Pillitteri joins to teach us that life ain’t always peaches and cream. Because that would literally kill you.

Topics Include: Finding out who you really are, throwing a sandwich to prove a point, the keys to weight loss and/or happiness, and how I became a nutritionist (and how you can too).

In this week's historic three-pete episode, Pete Duffy returns with a new job and an even newer flannel shirt. And let me be the first to tell you, we talk about both in this club banger.  This is the shirt-eccentric conversation your parents have always warned you about. But I for one think you're old enough to make your own decisions.

Topics Include: Getting more dramatic than originally intended, doing whatever it takes to be first in line for a haircut, the relatability of supermodels, hanging out on the railroad tracks, working with Mr. Duffy, and dating in the new year.

In this week's episode, Chris Petrellese stops by the ranch to teach me that farm animals can also be our friends. And I must say, it feels great to have friends. Here at the ranch the only thing caged is our friend Nicholas, which is probably the worst Nicholas Cage joke you will hear today. Chris has turned his passion into a career and we totally go ham on the details of his Instagram celebrity and the successful blog he runs with his girlfriend, Jasmine. He is a true national treasure and has stolen the Declaration of Independence of our hearts!

Topics Include: Sharing the struggles of our celebrity, the east coast vs. west coast food showdown, how to get more followers on the gram, working with your significant other, and proving yourself by eating 30 burgers.

In this week's episode, Brian stops by unannounced to investigate the laughs that seem to be coming from my apartment at all hours of the night. Unfortunately for him, it's just me reading my MAD magazine. No suspicious activity going on here! And I do not wish to continue this conversation without my lawyer present..

Topics Include: the war against fare evasion, crashing police cars, a standoff between white collar and blue collar workers, braving it through the Academy, and how not volunteering to be tased makes you a bitch.

In this week’s episode, Jimmy DeMarco and Greg Cromwell stop by to supervise me as I attempt to ring up a classic bit about their lengthy tenures as ShopRite Supermarket front-end managers.  These guys are some real-life grocery store heroes, and we’re not talking about the kind you find in the deli section, folks. Come on in and let the kings 'produce' all the laughs you need this Monday morning!

Topics Include: Passing the personality test, the ascension to middle management, working Sundays to make that extra $1.50/hr, the war on extreme couponers, and I get yelled at by everyone.

In this week's episode, lifelong friend Rachel stops by to share the exciting journey to her newly earned Ph.D. We discuss the highs and lows of her pedagogical adventures and also get a glimpse into her life as a college Professor! Rachel has so many degrees I commonly confuse her with a right angle. But her infectious enthusiasm for her work gives me reasonable assurance she is a person.

Topics Include: Finding true love on reality television, the institutionalization of holocaust memorialization (which is not funny at all), assessing the accuracy of rate-my-professor, and the difference between robots and cyborgs.

In this week's episode, Pete Duffy makes a dramatic return to talk about his cool new job. This return is so dramatic that I get a little teary eyed just thinking about it. Ah, I promised myself I wouldn't get like this..

Topic include: Putting yourself into the mind of the Zodiac Killer, a lesson in Austrian Ecomomics, how getting a college degree makes you the boss, working weekends, and Pete gets put in the friendzone.

In this week's episode John Dubovick stops by the ranch to party like it's Thanksgiving. Just replace Grandma's stuffing with an interesting chat about John's past at Enterprise Rent-A-Car and it's basically the same thing. Gobble Gobble bitches!

Topics include: Homelessness in minor league baseball, John's new catch phrase, hot tipz on renting cars, and the pleasure of never dealing with rude customers.

Nothing is held back in this week's epsiode as Glenn comes by to discuss Bee Movie and other loveable things that are related to our jobs.

Topics include: the rules of podcasting, attractive coworkers, the value of communication, and campaigning for grant money.