Calling all heterosexual orphan shoplifters, it's time for a "To L and Back" holiday special in which we recap the classic controversial holiday film, "Happiest Season," starring our very own Kristen Stewart and Dan Levy and directed by Clea Duvall. Join two unpopular Jews as we traverse territory similar to The L Word's: the collective psychological meltdown of a group comprised almost entirely of wealthy white people!

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Episode Produced, Mixed, Edited: Lauren Klein @laurentaylorklein