With a race about as exciting as the pavement it was conducted on, at least we have colorful Massa dolls to haunt our dreams for a while.

SHOW NOTES

• Highlights: Qualifying, Race, Radio, Final lap chase

How It's Made: NASCAR tires

Horrifying Russian MAS doll (thanks @IrishDave73!)

KVY's "torpedo" helmet (thanks @ImTurboWine & @SonofFink!)

A sniper covering the podium ceremony

A roundup of the various methods of getting NBCSN in the US without a cable package

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