Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling.

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