My gratitude knows no bounds. It's so wonderful what you've done for me. Truly amazing.

Nothing needs to be known, but still you might feel better if you knew. unfortunately, that's simply not possible. Sorry about that.

It never ends. It just goes on and on and nothing can stop it. We have a special guest for this episode...Bob the Kook!

Along with recent callers, as the title of the episode points out, I tell the Story of the Painting of the Fish.

Clearly the best episode ever, especially for those who are longtime fans of the show. You and I are here, and that's all you really need to know.

Moving backwards in time is very confusing for me. The episode you heard last week is the one I'll be doing next week. I do my best to explain that during this week's episode, which could also be titled "Only always...never again" (and once was at some point in the future). Call 1-800-934-7367 and leave me a message for last week's episode (I mean next week)...

Due to the overwhelming success of Mr. Murray Gillbacker's appearance on last week's episode of 1-800-Weirdos on Radio Free Brooklyn, tonight's episode features messages left by Mr. Gillbacker on the 1-800-Weirdos line (800-934-7367). Maybe YOU should call in and be like him? Or just tune in now to hear the episode at http://radiofreebrooklyn.com/show/1-800-weirdos/

Special guest Murray Gilbacker joins us live in this unusually strange episode. No one makes it out alive.

As 2016 begins, we examine the need to lose our minds and be weirder than we originally thought was necessary. Good luck.

Since this episode aired the day after Christmas, I decided to fill your mind with all the things you'd need to make it through the rest of the holidays. Many cover tunes.