The title says it all. Our special guest, Armand, Ruler of Man, shares his myriad conspiracy theories with us, with wisdom and sympathy for all.

Gabrielle St. Evenson, a.k.a. St. Eve (and the host of the show that precedes us, "The Eccentric Ear") is our special and magical guest on this episode. Really an outstanding experience for all of us, if I do say so myself (and I don't).

Mr. Pregnant is our very special guest on this extra-weird episode. He tells us all about his home planet, burns his beard, and sings his classic hit "Titties Like a Woman". What's not to love?

Nothing is ever the same as it was, except when it happens all over again in exactly the same way (which it never does). So when you find yourself remembering the future, just try to predict the past.

Old friends are like old underwear. They make you feel comfortable, but not everyone needs to know about how old they really are, or what brought you together. Still, this friend is always welcome wherever or whenever I may be.

In this second part of the compilation of our worst slits, we focus on some of the magical guests that have been featured recently on the show. Call 1-800-Weirdos NOW and be next!

In the first part of this compilation of our greatest shits, we focus on the madness and the astral travelogues.

It's the inner groove, baby. Listen to it over and over again, and then you'll really know.

I knew that would get you! You'll never be the same! Stop listening, or start listening (whichever comes first).

None of this makes any sense. It's beyond my comprehension. But somehow, I forgot to care about that in any way whatsoever.