1 Minute Political Update

House Republicans are looking to slash nearly one trillion dollars from Medicaid and food stamps in their quest to screw poor people who voted for them while the DOJ contends providing federal oversight to police departments that violate the rights of African Americans is a violation of their rights to be racist.

After Walmart said prices may rise to compensate for high tariffs, Trump told them to eat the tariffs so poor Americans would be able to buy groceries (and not have to eat their cats and dogs) while Moody’s downgraded its U.S. credit rating because the debt was too bloated (and couldn’t be fixed by ingesting Gas-X).

Donald Trump is ecstatic that his face is on a banner hanging outside the Department of Agriculture building next to one of Abraham Lincoln (barf bags are available inside) while Republicans are outraged that former FBI director James Comey wants Trump assassinated. (Comey didn’t say that but when has the GOP been interested in facts?)

Donald Trump plans to lift economic sanctions on Syria in exchange for allowing him to set up thousands of Trump Falafel stands while Robert Kennedy, Jr. said taking his grandchildren swimming in a contaminated creek was safer than getting the measles vaccine.

Donald Trump is willing to accept a gift of a super luxury jumbo jet to replace Air Force One from the royal family of Qatar (a clear violation of the Emoluments Clause) while accepting white refugees from South Africa and not Black refugees from Sudan. Is anyone surprised?

After the first American pope was elected—one who has been critical of the administration’s immigration policies—Donald Trump posted that the Holy Father doesn't always know best. Then he hired Fox News’ Judge Jeanine Pirro to be interim U.S. attorney in Washington, DC, a move that sent Lady Justice into cardiac arrest.

Donald Trump says he’s planning to place a 100% tariff on foreign films, which no one could understand because his announcement didn’t come with subtitles. He also looks to fix the country’s aging air traffic control technology by firing aging air traffic controllers.

When Donald Trump was asked if he had to uphold the Constitution as president to protect due process for non-citizens as required by the Fifth Amendment, he said “I don’t know” then added that the Founders were leftwing radical nutjobs who loved open borders.

Donald Trump wants to stop federal funding for PBS and NPR—he says their reporting is not only biased but features too many big words—and plans to rename Veterans Day after the doctor who got him out of Vietnam with a phony bone spur diagnosis.

Description: According to a new CNN poll, Donald Trump’s approval rating dropped to 41%. Trump dismissed the poll because it was taken by dead people who are collecting social security.