It’s Amber’s birthday!! We’re going to celebrate with another list of ten dumb criminals because there’s nothing better than a good laugh. And cake. This week we’re spending quite a bit of time in Texas. A jewelry thief in El Paso, a jokester in Dallas, and a Facebook post gone wrong in Granite Shoals. Buckle up, we’re taking you for a wild ride with these funny true crime tales. Website: www.weirdtruecrime.com Instagram: www.instagram.com/weirdtruecrime Email: [email protected] Podcast Production: [email protected] Member of the Darkcast Network: https://www.darkcastnetwork.com/ Sources: https://nypost.com/tag/dumbest-criminals/ https://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/10/29/iowa.marker.disguise/ https://www.thegazette.com/news/charges-dismissed-against-2-iowa-men-who-painted-faces-with-marker/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFcTcNnjKdY https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322311/Noemi-Duchenes-wheelchair-getaway-Woman-tries-rob-store-wearing-rubbish-bag.html https://www.actionnews5.com/story/13345906/woman-clad-in-trash-bag-attempts-to-rob-jewelry-store-with-kitchen-knife/ https://www.police1.com/bizarre/articles/texas-woman-drinking-wine-from-pringles-can-in-walmart-parking-lot-banned-JeTSg7aF9uQ1R2yU/ https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-accused-of-robbing-texas-police-station-reportedly-says-it-was-just-a-joke https://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/drunk-guy-accidentally-steals-cat-posts-hilarious-craigslist https://thoughtcatalog.com/zaron-burnett-iii/2013/09/best-craigslist-ad-of-the-week-possibly-stole-someones-cat-when-i-was-drunk-last-night-chico/ https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/crime/article/Central-Texas-woman-arrested-after-police-share-7212671.php#photo-14284998 https://wreg.com/news/woman-arrested-after-having-police-check-her-meth-for-ebola/ https://nypost.com/2021/09/27/maine-woman-kayla-blake-made-bomb-threats-to-beaus-work/ https://www.fox23.com/trending_archives/maine-woman-accused-of-calling-in-bomb-threats-so-boyfriend-could-leave-work/article_45b39d2d-f350-5611-b364-f1c24c59048b.html https://lawandcrime.com/crime/maine-woman-called-in-bomb-threats-at-boyfriends-workplace-to-spend-more-time-with-him-police/ https://www.wbtv.com/2022/07/26/report-woman-trying-get-back-ex-boyfriend-vandalizes-sets-fire-house-then-discovers-its-wrong-location/ https://nypost.com/2022/07/26/spurned-ex-girlfriend-christie-louise-jones-sets-fire-to-wrong-north-carolina-house/ https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/2020/02/08/burglary-suspect-robert-dropped-clue-to-second-burglary-nashville-police/4701093002/ https://fox40.com/news/national-and-world-news/prosecutors-thief-arrested-after-dropping-journal-with-list-of-homes-to-hit/ https://www.facebook.com/fmpolice/posts/552665076908860 https://local12.com/news/nation-world/pooping-perpetrator-suspect-accused-of-breaking-into-restaurant-defecating-on-floor-joes-crab-shack-nathan-david-long-confessed-river-naked-structure-identify-fort-myers-florida-caloosahatchee https://winknews.com/2023/01/26/man-accused-of-defecating-in-joes-crab-shack-arrested-after-jumping-naked-into-caloosahatchee/ Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/weird-true-crime--5679751/support.