A Nebraska man calls 911 on himself, a man attempting to rob a nail salon is COMPLETELY ignored, and a Floridian substitute teacher smears feces on picnic tables in a revenge plot in today’s collection of more dumb criminals for your listening pleasure. Website: www.weirdtruecrime.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/weirdtruecrime Instagram: www.instagram.com/weirdtruecrime TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@weirdtruecrime YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcAPlqQ1t9nzA9B6kAKifmA Email: [email protected] Podcast Production: [email protected] Member of the Darkcast Network: https://www.darkcastnetwork.com/ Sources: https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2013/07/dumb-criminal-of-the-week-james-blankenship-the-guy-who-thought-you-could-only-be-arrested-for-burglary-at-night.html https://www.huffpost.com/entry/james-blankenship-burglary-charged-nighttime_n_3534239 https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=471544586271423&id=129001660525719 https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-dressed-in-wig-clown-pants-and-fake-breasts-robs -bank-with-bb-gun-say-cops/ https://nypost.com/2023/09/01/video-shows-nebraskan-drunk-driver-call-911-on-himself/ https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/oregon-man-driving-stolen-vehicle-crashes-into-woman-driving-stolen-car-police https://nypost.com/2023/07/07/patrons-ignore-would-be-atlanta-nail-salon-robber-video/ https://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/video-shows-atlanta-nail-salon-employees-staff-ignore-robbers-demands-rcna93213 https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/texas-ambulance-thief-caught-712309 https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2021/01/22/man-accused-of-stealing-ambulance-going-through-drive-thru-in-southwest-houston-police-say/ https://999thepoint.com/woman-sets-mans-car-on-fire-after-he-refused-to-buy-her-a-mcflurry/ https://jalopnik.com/florida-woman-sets-car-on-fire-over-mcflurry-onlookers-1548291765 https://999thepoint.com/senior-citizen-food-fight-at-golden-corral-ends-with-assault-charges/ https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/03/21/Food-fight-at-Golden-Corral-among-senior-citizens-ends-with-64-year-old-woman-behind-bars/6361395428611/ https://www.qrockonline.com/woman-smears-poop-on-tables-to-ruin-childs-birthday-party/ https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/01/07/police-florida-substitute-teacher-purposely-put-human-fecal-matter-sarasota-park-pavilion-ruin-girls-birthday-party/ https://999thepoint.com/the-case-of-the-stolen-hotel-toilet/ Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/weird-true-crime--5679751/support.