Gina and Amber are back with a Top Ten list of the weirdest, strangest, and downright funny Christmas crimes. The holidays can be hard, y'all. But maybe don't handle them the way these people did. Porcelain squirrel stabbings, a polite home intruder, Christmas gift brawls, drunken parade float driving, and petty craft fair theft barely begin to describe the happenings on this list. Who says true crime can't also be funny (sometimes)? Check out the website for written versions of cases, photos, and more: www.weirdtruecrime.com Follow us on Instagram to see photos from today's episode and other fun stuff: www.instagram.com/weirdtruecrime Follow us on TikTok! www.tiktok.com/weirdtruecrime Write us and say hi, send requests, or your own stories: [email protected] Resources: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/intruder-enters-ohio-home-decorates-for-christmas/ https://www.daytondailynews.com/news/local/shouldn-have-been-there-but-was-polite/CWZ4uVdjLm3SEaBn1sneSN/ https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/enraged-wife-stabs-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel-because-he-didn-t-buy-beer-9030644.html https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-sc-woman-stabbed-spouse-with-ceramic-squirrel-over-beer/ https://www.local3news.com/cops-wife-stabbed-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/article_0d1f96bf-2870-56fd-bacf-60d2db5cdd72.html https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/16/Oregon-man-arrested-in-light-saber-attack/75961324026000/ https://gossiponthis.com/2011/12/18/33-year-old-man-arrested-following-lightsaber-attacking-spree-at-toys-r-us/ https://patch.com/connecticut/southington/police-plantsville-woman-used-christmas-ornament-as-a-weapon https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/woman-stabs-victim-with-ornament-cops/2039639/ https://www.wistv.com/story/5774586/boy-booked-for-opening-christmas-present/ https://www.ign.com/articles/2006/12/06/child-arrested-for-opening-christmas-present-early https://www.foxnews.com/story/mother-has-12-year-old-son-arrested-for-opening-christmas-gift-early https://www.thedaonline.com/article_e6274c73-6c53-54b3-8206-762944fa758b.html https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/wii-hate-judge-orders-brawling-couple-stay-game-article-1.424927 https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1988-08-06-me-6978-story.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Hall_disaster https://www.canadapost-postescanada.ca/cpc/en/our-company/giving-back-to-our-communities/write-a-letter-to-santa.page https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/canada-post-nabs-rogue-elves-behind-cruel-santa-letters-1.701268 https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/slidell-snake-thief-arrested/article_45ed4e84-3f21-5638-81a1-2715adccb8e2.html Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/weird-true-crime--5679751/support.