It took years or research, but the scientist did it. The dinosaurs walk the earth once again. Sure, there were some problems along the way, but eventually the safety issues were solved. Finally, the people of the world can witness the majesty of a lost age, and hardly anyone gets eaten anymore. We though nothing could go wrong. But now the meteors are back to destroy the dinosaurs a second time, and Chris Pratt is the only man who can stop them.

Questions for 5/13 or so:

Q1: What would be the most distressing thing to find while stranded on a deserted island?

Q2: Which historical event would make the worst movie?

Questions for 5/20 or so:

Q1: What is the collective noun for Ouroboros?

Q2: Who do you ship the president with?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

You may notice this episode is shorter than usual. That is because the missing 15 minutes are only available on the deep catweb. This episode features guest host Ryan Lin, what a cool guy!

Questions for ~5/6/2015

Q1: What is Scandal!? (tv show)

Q2: What is the best way to repel a meteor?

Questions for ~5/13/2015

Q1: What is the most distressing thing to find while stranded on a deserted island?

Q2: Which historical event would make the worst movie?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

If you were to draft a Venn Diagram with the categories Paul Blart, Shark Tale, Scandal, and Dragonball Z, deep in the eye of that baleful storm you would find this episode, looming like an obelisk over the chaos around.

And remember - It's not about the 4/20 on the calendar. It's about the 4/20 in your heart and lungs.

Questions for ~4/29/2015

Q1: What's the opposite of Comedy?

Q2: What's the next hit Buzzfeed quiz?

Questions for ~5/5/2015

Q1: What is Scandal!? (tv show)

Q2: What is the best way to repel a meteor?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

WINFREY

> Doth not DeGeneres bootless kneel?

GAYLE

> Speak, hands for me!

(GAYLE first, then the other Conspirators and DEGENERES stab WINFREY)

WINFREY

> Et tu, Ellen! Then fall, Winfrey.

(Dies)

Questions for ~4/22/2015

Q1: Why can't we go back to the moon?

Q2: What is THE GODFISH?

Questions for ~4/29/2015

Q1: What's the opposite of Comedy?

Q2: What's the next hit Buzzfeed quiz?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Kevin is sick this week due to a poor hide-and-seek strategy, so we brought in Connor Dick to share his knowledge of insect biology, lost cities, and walk-in microwaves.

Questions for ~4/15/2015

Q1: What would the riskiest publicity stunt be?

Q2: What is the best name for a bar?

Questions for ~4/22/2015

Q1: Why can't we go back to the moon?

Q2: What is THE GODFISH?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

This week, Clayton, Kane and Kevin got caught in endless podcast limbo. Sit down, buckle up, drop your pants, and pull out your resume, because it's about to get weird.

Questions for 4/08/2015

Q1: What is the best hide-and-seek hiding spot?

Q2: What is the most startling sound for popcorn to make?

Questions for ~4/14/2015

Q1: What would the riskiest publicity stunt be?

Q2: What is the best name for a bar?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Have you ever seen a photo of your friend riding a horse? Kevin has, and he would like to share that story with you.

Questions for 4/02/2015

Q1: What is fastest way to ruin a job interview?

Q2: What is the best Inception totem?

Questions for ~4/07/2015

Q1: What is the best hide-and-seek hiding spot?

Q2: What is the most startling sound for popcorn to make?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

An important and long-absent element of the podcast returns this week. That's right, Bad Jokes are back, baby! Oh, and Kevin returns as well. Due to a light load of answers we spend half the episode talking about ghosts and taco bell, but I know that's secretly what you all wanted. #retakemoist

Questions for 3/24/2015

Q1: What would make the best getaway vehicle?

Q2: What is the most difficult room to escape from?

Questions for 3/31/2015

Q1: What is fastest way to ruin a job interview?

Q2: What is the best Inception totem?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

As Kevin's ghost problems continue to a fourth week, Kane and Clayton become increasingly desperate for new guests. Fortunately, we ran across a mysterious traveling carpet salesman in the parking lot and he followed us into the studio. Bargo is love, Bargo is life.

Questions for 3/17/2015

Q1: What is the best adjective to describe food?

Q2: What is the Steve Buscemi of meats?

Questions for 3/24/2015

Q1: What would make the best getaway vehicle?

Q2: What is the most difficult room to escape from?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

We were all set to record an episode about criminal masterminds and burrito moisture, but then we listened to our audience feedback and decided our listeners would be best served by replacing the audio with a continuous 45 minute fart sound.

Questions for 3/10/2015

Q1: What song would make for the most uncomfortable stripper routine?

Q2: What's the LEAST scary setting for a horror movie?

Questions for 3/17/2015

Q1: What is the best adjective to describe food?

Q2: What is the Steve Buscemi of meats?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'