Well listener, you made it. It's our season finale, and we've packed it chock full with as many gut wrenching twists as it is legally possible for an audio only media format to have. Hold on to your earbuds - it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

SPOILER NOTES: House of Cards spoilers from 48:15 - 48:55. Consider yourself warned!

Ahh, Labor Day. What better way to celebrate the trials and tribulations of the infinite cogs that keep this great country floating than to joke about the various, terrifying ways you can die in the shower?

Here we mark the start of the $100,000 Podcast's sudden descent into madness, as we devolve from a calm, relatively harmless banter about undersea television programmes into discussions concerning the body's capabilities as a beehive into largely incoherent, thunderous yelling over the course of about an hour.

We asked you people where you didn't want to see Grandma, and no one wants to see their Grandmas get wet and wild, so for this episode we talked about Grandmas getting wet and wild for a full 30 minutes. You know what they say in marketing - Give the people what they don't want!

Questions for 12/16/2014:

Q1: When will we know we've reached the future?

Q2: Improve a Christmas Carol by changing one word.

Questions for 12/23/2014:

Q1: What did you true love give you on the 13th day of Christmas?

Q2: What is the most indie name for a band?

Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to [email protected] OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode!

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Happy Holidays y'all! This week is brought to you by the movie Interstellar, Major League Gaming, and the Illuminati. [airhorn.wav]

Questions for 12/8/2014:

Q1: Where DON'T you want to find grandma?

Q2: What celebrity would you NOT want to read your bedtime story?

Questions for 12/15/2014:

Q1: When will we know we've reached the future?

Q2: Improve a Christmas Carol by changing one word.

Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to [email protected] OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode!

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Here's our Thanksgiving Special, delivered to you on Grey Sunday. You gotta problem with that? Go complain to our sponsors oh wait they all already left us because we talk about poop too much.

Starring Anna Chalmers as returning guest host!

Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to [email protected] OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode!

Questions for 12/1/2014:

Q1: What is the most impressive thing you can do on a date?

Q2: What's the worst thing to sell door to door?

Questions for 12/8/2014:

Q1: Where DON'T you want to find grandma?

Q2: What celebrity would you NOT want to read your bedtime story?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Well loyal listeners, it's been fun, but now that elections are over and leadership has changed hands, from here on out we're taking the podcast in a different direction. Tune in NEXT week for the new, refurbished $100,000 Podcast, the world's leading Super Mario sex podcast.

Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to [email protected] OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode!

Questions for 11/24/2014:

Q1: What DON'T you want to fix with duct tape?

Q2: What would you do if you potato told you to run?

Questions for 12/1/2014:

Q1: What is the most impressive thing you can do on a date?

Q2: What's the worst thing to sell door to door?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Here at the $100,000 Podcast we like take our listeners on terrifying audio odysseys. Today we bring you to the ethereal cusp of the dreamscape, from which we dredged one our questions. Admittedly, the influence of the dreamscape bears a striking resemblance to the influence of narcotics, but we promise it's the dreamscape.

Questions for 11/24/2014:

Q1: What DON'T you want to fix with duct tape?

Q2: What would you do if you potato told you to run?

Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to [email protected] OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode!

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

The veil of time pulls back, revealing the long lost episode 10. In this episode, Kane has an unusual reaction to good news, and we misunderstand basic facts about LOST, Benjamin Button, and The Bible. Featuring special guest Kyle Burrow, the dog with Pete Campbell's face.

Because this episode was UNSTUCK IN TIME all of the questions have already been answered. If you want to find current questions, look out for episode 15 in a couple days.

Intro Music: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

So our demographic statistics came in and it looks like 100% of our listeners are Moms. Crazy, right? So we decided to custom tailor this episode to cater directly to women of a certain age, except for maybe everything after the 59 minute mark, and maybe everything before the 59 minute mark.