I kissed myself and I liked it

I hope the CVS employee don't mind it

Questions for 3/3/2015

Q1: What is the perfect crime?

Q2: What is the perfect rhyme?

Questions for 3/9/2015

Q1: What song would make for the most uncomfortable stripper routine?

Q2: What's the LEAST scary setting for a horror movie?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

If there is anything to learn from this episode, it's that if Kane ever offers to take you to Buckhorn's for your birthday, it would be in your best interests to decline.

We are joined today by returning host William Davis Johnson!

Questions for 2/24/2015

Q1: If S.W.O.L.E. was an acronym, what would it stand for?

Q2: What is the greatest thing about parades?

Questions for 3/3/2015

Q1: What is the perfect crime?

Q2: What is the perfect rhyme?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

It's a little late, but for all you lonely hearts on V-Day, we've got a fun activity for you to fill your empty evening with! Whilst listening our latest episode, see if you can find when we talk about the following concepts:

1: Steak .gifs

2: Wheel Tits

3: McRib

We are again joined by the very funny Anna Chalmers!

CORRECTION: I, Kane Chai, was very wrong about kava on many fronts, it grows in the pacific islands and they are drank in bars, not lounges.

I apologize to the Kava estate.

Questions for ~2/19/2015

Q1: What the secret to a perfect cake?

Q2: What's the best side dish to serve with revenge?

Questions for 2/24/2015

Q1: If S.W.O.L.E. was an acronym, what would it stand for?

Q2: What is the greatest thing about parades?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Hey! Hey there. Can I interest you in......oiiiiilssssss?

Questions for 2/10/2015:

Q1: What is the best way to cross the street?

Q2: What's the best thing for a single person to do on Valentine's Day?

Questions for 2/17/2015

Q1: What the secret to a perfect cake?

Q2: What's the best side dish to serve with revenge?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

For his episode we are joined by delightful guest star Brandon Lancaster, who was an excellent addition despite never having spent over 24 hours in a Walmart. Congratulations to Brandon for making it through the emotional gauntlet that is our toxic recording environment.

Questions for 2/2/2015:

Q1: What sports team would have the worst mascot?

Q2: Why don't we talk anymore?

Questions for 2/9/2015:

Q1: What is the best way to cross the street?

Q2: What's the best thing for a single person to do on Valentine's Day?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Oh baby - it's TAX SEASON. Remember that if you win our show, the government takes a hefty 25% of your imaginary bullshit fake winnings.

Questions for 1/27/2015

Q1: What's the new Oscar category?

Q2: What would be the worst establishment to spend 24 hours in?

Questions for 2/2/2015:

Q1: What sports team would have the worst mascot?

Q2: Why don't we talk anymore?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

One of the biggest flaws in this episode is that even though we have access to a theoretically nicer microphone, it doesn't capture the raw wetness of a real raunchy fart noise.

Special Guest host...whoever they are, they provided us with our delightful cover art for this episode!

Questions for 1/20/2015

Q1: What would you replace the moon with?

Q2: What would be the worst sponsor of our podcast?

Questions for 1/27/2015

Q1: What's the new Oscar category?

Q2: What would be the worst establishment to spend 24 hours in?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

With the holiday season behind us, we turn now to discussing the future in the first episode we recorded in shiny new 2015! And a bit of advice: if you're holding on to some Doritos, sell now.

Questions for 1/13/2015

Q1: What would be the coolest thing to joust with/on?

Q2: What pop song would have the most interesting prequel?

Questions for 1/20/2015

Q1: What would you replace the moon with?

Q2: What would be the worst sponsor of our podcast?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Take an archaeological adventure through the ruins of a once great podcast, lost to the sands of skype problems and Kevin accidentally pausing the recording. Ponder what life was like in the ancient days of 2014. Can you believe we thought it was the future then? Can you believe we though it was a good idea to talk about The 12 Days of Christmas for nearly half an hour?

Questions for 1/6/2015:

What is good once, but terrible twice?

What will be the top news story of 2015?

Questions for 1/13/2015

What is the coolest thing to joust with and/or on?

Which pop song would have the most interesting prequel?

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Have a holly jolly whatever you're doing right now, listeners! We released this episode late, AFTER Christmas, because we didn't want to ruin it with the segment where we briefly implied that Santa might hang Truck Nutz off the back of his sleigh.

QUESTIONS FOR THE FUTURE: 12/28/2014

Q1: What did your true love give you on the THIRTEENTH Day of Christmas?

Q2: What is the most hipster name for a band?

Questions for the New Year: approx. 1/6/2014

Q1: What's good once, but terrible twice?

Q2: What's the top news story of 2015?

Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to [email protected] OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode!

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Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'