Woah woah woah! Where's your headlamp? You'll need them if you're gonna listen to this, the world's first podcast that takes place inside of a cave! That's right, we recorded in our studio nestled deep beneath the catacombs of UC Davis so the genuinely nasty stuff we talked about in this episode would never see the light of day.

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In our most flag-raising episode yet, we finally answer the questions that ACTUALLY matter, like which Britney Spears music video takes place in space.

Real talk tho NSA if you're listening in we didn't mean any of it.

In this episode, a sentient fridge, the world's best prosthetic leg, and an acting robot gather together and discuss robot sentience, the mysterious flavor of spam, and shitty Davy Jones cosplay.

Welcome to our show! Our recipe? Record two hours of audio, then throw it into the editing crock pot for three months until most of the boring parts are simmered away. The result should be a tender cut of fermented comedy. Serve garnished with a touch of hopefully royalty free ragtime and a lot of self doubt.

What...what do you mean, you don't like Smash Mouth?

Would a solid hour of people singing their songs change your mind?

Featuring returning guest star Anna Chalmers!

Questions for November 10th:

Q1: What would you replace your teeth with?

Q2: What is the best French cameo?

Questions for November 17th:

Q3: Why did I lose the election?

Q4: What's your beef with fruit?

Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to [email protected] OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode!

If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group!

Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to [email protected], or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there!

Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Now, what happened to this episode? Was there a scheduling snafu? Was our mic positioning suboptimal? No silly, this episode was tainted by the dark influence of the Great Lord of Chaos, and we are but servitors to his capricious decrees. Well, that's what we get for releasing an ep on Halloween. Listen in, but not too close, lest its sinister desires warp your thoughtstreams.

Starring Kane Chai and Kevin Adamski throughout, Connor Dick for the question 1, and Clayton LeVerrier, William Johnson, and Franklin Dingemans for question 2. Truly, madness reigns in this household tonight.

Here are the questions you can answer for upcoming episodes!

Next Episode's Questions:

Q1: What's the most hardcore breakfast?

Q2: What movie would be most improved by the addition of a soundtrack by Smashmouth?

Next NEXT Episode's Questions:

Q3: What would you replace your teeth with?

Q4: What is the best French cameo?

Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to [email protected] OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode!

If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group!

Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to [email protected], or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there!

Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Oftentimes we worry, hey, are we really funny enough to host a podcast? How do we measure up against the rest of the comedy world? And then we come across things like www.halloweenjokes.com, and it bolsters our resolve.

For those of you perhaps dropping in for the first time, our older episodes are still being hosted at htdpodcast.podomatic.com. In time we may rehost them here on Soundcloud, but for now feel free to check them out there!

Next Episode's Questions:

Q1: What would you use to guard your labyrinth?

Q2: What is the spookiest thing to make out of bones?

Next NEXT Episode's Questions:

Q3: What's the most hardcore breakfast?

Q4: What movie would be most improved by the addition of a soundtrack by Smashmouth?

Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to [email protected] OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode!

If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group!

Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to [email protected], or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there!

Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Hey y'all! Golly, does time fly when you don't have time for anything. We kinda fell off the tracks a little bit, but we finally did it. We did have to travel to the future to grab Episode 11 before Episode 10, but man what an episode indeed! We cranked that spook dial up until it broke off and revealed a skull. I'd advise you listen while sitting on a toilet so you don't shit your pants accidentally.

For those of you perhaps dropping in for the first time, our older episodes are still being hosted at htdpodcast.podomatic.com. In time we may rehost them here on Soundcloud, but for now feel free to check them out there!

Next Episode's Questions:

Q1: What would you do with one thousand pumpkins?

Q2: How would you determine if your friend was a witch?

Next NEXT Episode's Questions:

Q3: What would you use to guard your labyrinth?

Q4: What is the spookiest thing to make out of bones?

Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to [email protected] OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode!

If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group!

Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to [email protected], or visit www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there!

Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'

Much like the seasons, the $100,000 Podcast is turning over all sorts of new leaves! We've got a new hosting site! We've got new (hopefully public domain) music! We've got a new guest host!

But don't worry, we still got all the other things you know and love! We still got the same great comedy! The same great format! And the same great cocaine addictions!

For those of you perhaps dropping in for the first time, our older episodes are still being hosted at htdpodcast.podomatic.com. In time we may rehost them here on Soundcloud, but for now feel free to check them out there!

Next Episode's Questions:

Q1: What fictional character would make the worst boss?

Q2: What is the best way to escape from the Afterlife?

Next NEXT Episode's Questions:

Q3: What genius features will be featured on the iPhone 7?

Q4: What piece of classical literature will be adopted by Michael Bay for his next hit blockbuster?

Please answer any OR all of these questions in a comment below OR send an email to [email protected] OR use whatever communication method you prefer to get your answers to us and we will discuss them on our next episode!

If you want updates when we release new episodes, consider signing up for our email list or joining/following our facebook group!

Just send a friendly email asking to be on the email list to [email protected], or visit https://www.facebook.com/htdpodcast and check us out there!

Music Source: Louis Armstrong - Ain't Misbehavin'