Are you in the market for a whey protein smoothie? Well I hope so because that's what you're getting on this week's "To L and Back," in which we recap "Lawfully," a real doozy of an episode in which Alice's Mom is wild, Bette can't believe Tina is gonna wear that dress, and Kristin would like Riese to stop saying "meat" so much!

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Episode Mixed & Edited by Lauren Karen Klein Produced by Riese Bernard, Lauren Karen Klein, and Kristin Russo