Stuff those dirty 'shrooms in your face, poke her in the face and liquor in the rear and then brace yourself for a world in which suddenly nobody has a cell phone anymore cuz if they did there'd be no plot! Jenny's still got her tights on though, just FYI, and Shane's making some valuable business connections while Tim stomps around a lot, Bette takes a trip to New York City for an art opening, and Alice rides Lisa's sensitive "lesbian-identified male" vibes. Will any of us be able to hold our horses for Twat the night? One thing's for sure: Kristin really wants to bang a gong like ten times because WHAT THE L IS GOING ON HERE

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