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We discuss the physical properties of the diarrhea planet! Write to us at: [email protected]

We discuss the most famous recording artist you never head of, hipsters, and testicular comfort! Write to us at: [email protected]

We discover how to lie effectively, learn that most police departments officially condone murder, and bring you the delightful history of the Christmas cracker!

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We incoherently recap of the Star Wars series and definitively prove that Empire Strikes Back is the worst movie in the original trilogy.

NO FORCE AWAKENS SPOILERS - DON'T WORRY

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We discover that Donald Trump plans to "Make America Great Again" by imitating Adolf Hitler and paraphrazing Hitler's classic work: Mein Kampf! Write to us at: [email protected]

We find out how to play centre field, discover that everything in the future will be made of ants, and learn how to behave respectfully at an Elton John concert. Write to us at: [email protected]

We discuss the best and worst of the James Bond film series! Write to us at: [email protected]

We make fun of the woeful incompetence of the TSA! Write to us at [email protected]

We discover that religions are uncannily similar to RPGs, comic books and click-bait. Write to us at: [email protected]