We find the ultimate getaway for the conspiracy theorist: sailing the conspire-seas. Write to us at: [email protected]

We interpret Australian gun laws in the most absurd way possible and realise that life is a video game as long as you own an Apple Watch Edition! Write to us at: [email protected]

We get back in touch with the working man, discover that we are all related to monsters, and find out that you can order a sandwich through the mail! Write to us at: [email protected]

We bring you tales of the mysterious Bermuda Triangle & other vortices, preceded by a discussion of racist adhesive tape. Write to us at: [email protected]

We learn of the fastest Scottish surgeon, the rich history of Tuvalu, and what really happens after you die! Write to us at: [email protected]

We discuss the Mad Max mythos and the latest Spike Lee joint: NBA 2K16. Write to us at: [email protected]

We declare war on space truthers, hear of a delightful new culinary hate crime, and discover the best way to celebrate the 4th of July.

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We bring you a fashionably late review of Terminator Genisys, rant about urine soked pants, and prove that Skynet travelled back in time to harass Abraham Lincoln. Write to us at: [email protected]

We learn the rich history of pizza, which words are too rude for GTA online, and that marriages performed on ships are built on lies!

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We discover that molasses is fast, how to redirect aircraft, and the best place to hold a party in Chicago!

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