We discuss the deadly and revolting spitball, the realism of Space Jam, and why sports need to be more like RPGs. Write to us at: [email protected]

We discover the greatest invention since the lightbulb, how to make a perfect nativity scene, and the true meaning of a Yuletide log! Write to us at: [email protected]

We learn where to find infinitely recursive penises, which golden girl has the best gams, and how to stop a nosebleed. Write to us at: [email protected]

We check out the latest cyberpunk gadgets, learn of the great emu war, and discover that Hitler and Chaplin are the same guy! Write to us at: [email protected]

We learn that there are freight trains on Venus, that empty space is hot, and that thinking about stuff makes you heavier! Write to us at: [email protected]

We discuss the epic history of fonts! Write to us at: [email protected]

We resurrect a lost form of meditation, prove that God exists, and discover which hat makes you look the most manly! Write to us at: [email protected]

We find the greatest gift card ever, discuss the various ways to dispose of your dead animals and/or body parts, and learn that Scotty must go on every space mission! Write to us at: [email protected]

We find out about animals in the army, the realism of Oscar the Grouch, and the Tetris movie! Write to us at: [email protected]

We discuss how Windows 10 got its name, learn why DOS was the greatest operating system, and determine that the IOC is the most corrupt organisation ever. Write to us at: [email protected]