A buffet of bizarre beings from across the biological spectrum…and beyond! From eight-foot bipedal dog-like cryptids terrorizing the English countryside to strange new microorganisms thriving in Cleveland boat shafts, we are reminded that Earth is weirder and more populace than we can imagine.

Highlights:

* A mysterious hairy bipedal figure in Danes Dyke woodland - but nobody saw it until reviewing the photos later

* The Beast of Bramston Drain - an eight-foot creature leaping over fences with a dead German Shepherd in its mouth

* Despite the media calling them werewolves, Britain has virtually no werewolf tradition - wolves were extinct there by 1680

* Jordan’s (really stupid) Retributive Cryptid Theory

* Why cryptids seem to materialize from nowhere

* Cleveland researchers find completely new single-celled organism thriving in the anaerobic, grease-filled environment of a boat's rudder shaft

* The Linean Shortfall: We've only identified 1.2 million species out of an estimated 10-20 million on Earth

* Built environment biodiversity? New life forms are likely evolving in the artificial spaces we create

* NASA's research on TLEs (transient luminous events) might actually be documenting the food sources for kilometer-sized predatory plasma entities

* ELVES stands for "Emission of Light and Very Low frequency perturbations due to Electromagnetic pulse Sources"

* The National UFO Reporting Center (NUFORC) tallies 66 sightings over New York state so far this year

* Tom never reported his UFO sighting, Jordan never heard of NUFORC despite it existing for 50 years. How many sightings go unreported?

* Paranormal Apathy: You have an incredible experience, then just... take a nap, because your brain has no file folder for processing impossible events

* Charles Forte’s "The Book of the Damned" discussed triangular UFOs and extraterrestrial craft possibilities back in 1918

* Why Pilots Stay Quiet: Even if officially allowed to report UAPs now, decades of career-ending consequences don't disappear overnight

As always, much more at godsghostsUFOs.com

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