MERRY CRISPMAS! Celebrate the holidays with Clatfartburg and their favorite talking bass! Explore the lore of Crispy Clause and how he's brought Crispmas magic to all your favorite people and places in Clatfartburg. 

Recent bonus content: A Banana-esque Mirror: A Gay Hardy Boys Mystery! We use a deeply flawed mystery plot generator to gain some inspiration for the first Gay Hardy Boys mystery. Intrigue vis-a-vis fruit-themed mirrors abound! Also we meet some more shady figures at the Le Marque Rogue Cabaret.

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Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. 

Timestamps:

 00:00 CFB News: A New Documentary and a Frog Ferry Fiasco

2:28 What is Crispmas?

8:35 The Clatfartburg Mall and Crispy Clause

14:51 New Smythe's Crispmas Experience

20:48 A Hunch for Lunch and Crispmas Shrimp

26:09 Trout Scouts' Questionable Gift Wrapping Station

31:49 Le Marque Rouge Berets and Cabaret

36:52 Nancy Pankin and the Black Smith

41:43 The Public Library and Controversial Mrs. Crispy Clause

45:24 The Museum and Blanche Otters

47:23 The Treelighting Ceremony

59:11 Outro

 

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