2 Bald Dads

2 Bald Dads

By Chris and MattComedy
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2 Bald Dads episodes

  • 15. Vigorous Vasectomies
    Hubba hubba, it’s hot week in Dadville! We’ve got one of the hottest, handsomest SOBs we’ve ever met on this week. It’s the triumphant return of handsome Scott. 🚨🚨huge episode alert🚨🚨
    Zip up your flys cause we have a massive topic this week!! That’s right, we’re talking getting the snip, going to the vet, being taken out to pasture, aka vasectomies. With our child bearing years nearing an end we thought we get a cut brother on to talk through his experience.
    We’re also talking some face to face dad feedback, scanning your kids with foam balls (in a totally non abusive way) and a huge milestones for one our kids!
    GO THE TILLIES!
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    44 min
  • 14. Bald Scammers Beware!
    Put the washing on and hang out the clothes cause the Dads are back and we’re talking washing. That’s right this weeks pod features more washing chat than any podcast should.
    As if that wasn’t exciting enough we’ve got a huge topic!! This week we’re talking scams, more accurately bald remedy scams. We’ve both been at the wrong end of balding scams so heed our warnings!
    We’re also talking OTHER scams, non bald related and how even the greatest dads have their moments.
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    50 min
  • 13. 2BD Fix Daycare
    Choo Choo! The Dad express is rolling into podcast station baby! Destination: Episode Town. It’s big Thursday and we are riding high on this sage advice locomotive.
    Sink your ear-lips into this huge episode. We’ve done something new for the dads, taken admin and made it sing! That’s right, thanks to super fam Brooksey we’re fixing day care. Is it broken? Yes, yes it is. Once the dad express picks up steam no one can stop us!
    We’re also talking2 of our favourite things:
    - dad hacks from hack dads
    - Chris’ classic (c)rants
    This is one mug you want to chug, trust us!
    A Choo-choodie to you toodie
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    48 min
  • 12. Dean. Is. Back.
    It’s Thursday, pour yourself a glass of whine, sit in your favourite easy chair and prepare for total dadination!
    This week we’re taking no prisoners with the hugeness of our episode. Ironically we’re taking one prisoner with the number of people on the show. That’s right we got a guest, a hot guest.
    DEAN. IS. BACK. That’s right Dean is back, and this time he’s got 2 kids! That’s double the birth story, double the dadding and double the trouble. You don’t wanna miss it.
    We’re also talking other world shatteringly huge topics like what is the best coat hanger and why putting stickers on toys is the most stressful thing you can do as a parent. Miss this if you must. JK don’t, please.
    Pucker up.
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    56 min
  • 11. When can you leave the kids in the car?
    G’Day, didn’t event get to say G’Day. It’s big Thursday baby and el Dad’s are back with some more creamy content for you little creamers!
    This week we’ve picked a leaf from the topic tree, grinded it up in to a paste, eaten it and now we’re ready to talk. What are we talking? Honestly, thanks so much for asking. We’re talking when is it ok to leave your kids in the car?? When are we ready to become a tiny bit more neglectful!
    We’re also talk toddler fart etiquette and proud sports dad moments!
    Gooooo Football!
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    39 min
  • 10. Ground Hog Day - Puxatawney Parenting!
    Well Howdy doody to you toody!! Sorry, didn’t see you there, barely got to say G’day. Well we’re back and Huger than ever!!
    In what could possibly be our most recent episode yet, we’re taking on a huge topic. We’re not shying from controversial topics and this is no exception. We’re talking about getting through the monotony of parenting, what do you do once you’ve been to every park every?!?
    We’re also talking what to do when your dad hobby gets taken away from you and how do you know when you mayyyyy come from privilege.
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    46 min
  • 09. Dad Hobbies
    We’re a naughty dads with a bad habit, bad habit to pod. We’d love to invite you, to invite us into your homes and live with you for an extended period of time, strictly podcastically speaking of course.
    This week we’ve peaked, for the 9th week in a row. We’re talking a huuuuuge topic, dad hobbies. Once we become dads we need a new hobby to plunge our entire personality into, where will we land??!
    We’re also talking adopting each others sons and a coming of age, cautionary tale about a new level of dadness.
    Most importantly we’re talking Scandoval2023
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    52 min
  • 08. Terrible 2’s Vs the 3-nager
    A massive congratulations to all reading this, yes you’ve made right decision, you’ve got the two bald dads hitting you with a one-two punch of parenting prowess!
    This week we’re taking on the big topics - are the terrible two’s worse than the three-nagers??? Ohhh what a hornets beak we’ve kicked. Imagine the tangents we’ll go on!
    We’re also talking when bightees bight back and what to do when your wife says she’s better at changing nappies than you, it’s not why you think.
    We love you to the moon and back, if you’ll be our babies
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    49 min
  • 07. LEAVE BLUEY ALONE!

    Well here we are, a day late, a buck short, writing a report.. on what the episode is about. We sorry for depriving you of our succulent content for one day, but we promise this episode is worth the wait. That's right, it's a classic 2BD rant ep, schwing-mother-freakin-ding.


    We're hitting back at the Bluey detractors, telling them to rightly piss off and leave our beloved children's cartoon alone. This is why we can't have nice things.


    Were also talking proud dad moments, who called who a penis? and also who son is a noted liar/has good a mount of moxie (is it Matt's or Chris "The Liar").


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    Kisses xoxox

    46 min
  • 6. The Slap (to other people’s kids)
    From the windows, to the walls, till 2 Bald Dad come in your ear holes! Yayahhh, okayyyy. We. Are. Back. It’s another huge Thursday and another huuuuge episode! That’s right, we have risen from our bi-weekly cave to bring you the hard hitting content you heathens are thirsty for.
    This week we’re talking a controversial topic. We’re both scared. We’re talking about how to discipline OTHER people’s kids. As parents, we’re gonna come across this and luckily we have you covered*
    *we definitely do not have you covered*
    We’re also talking an Easter de-brief and how we are sluts for chocolate while we give the podcasts quietest achieve a huuuge shout out!
    Our hips don’t lie.
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    46 min

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