2 Bald Dads

2 Bald Dads

By Chris and MattComedy
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2 Bald Dads episodes

  • 05. You Lack Much Discipline
    It’s that time of the week that we kneel down and give thanks at the altar of 2BD! It’s Thursday heathens, and we’re back, and we’re pissed off.
    This week we’re tackling a topic close to our hearts. We’re hitting it right between the eyes and tackling what’s going on in schools. What’s going on with the youths? Who’s to blame, the answer will shock you!
    We’re also talking kids and their fickle fandom, even to their dads and public shaming one of our own for their dad sneezes.
    Is no one seriously gonna say happy bday to Matt?! FFS
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    47 min
  • 04. The Perfect Playground
    It’s Thursday again, strap yourselves in and feel the 2BDs!!
    That’s right we’re back and we’re better than ever with an episode so huuuuuuuuge it makes something really big look not so big.
    This week we’re talking playground equipment, what makes the perfect playground? From the god tier of equipment of the slides and swings to the toilet tier of the spinning things we’ll cover it all! Join us in our search for the perfect playground
    We’re also talking confrontation (and why we’re scared of it), from selfish shoppers to a couple of locals pulling breakfast bongs next door.
    #420
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    49 min
  • 03. Why ?WHY??? WHYYYYYYYYY?????
    Happy freaking Thursday amigos! Same 2BD time same 2BD channel, don’t touch that dial cause we have you covered!
    This week we’re talking the dreaded three letter word no parent wants to hear.
    “Why?” 😱
    We’ll talk some of the weird and wonderful we’ve cooped, As well as some techniques to really shut your kid the hell up.
    We’re also talk super-mega-maximum toy saving to buy love and how to deal when your son throws you under the chocolate bus!
    Baby don’t hurt me, no more
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    43 min
  • 02. Going Beyond, Beyond The Likes

    Lights, camera, dadtion!! Lady fame has come a-knockin and the dads have answered her sultry call. Yes, we are back and yes, we’ve hit the big time.


    Just when you thought the topics couldn’t get and huuuuuger, this week we’re taking you behind beyond the likes! That’s right the dads are breaking down all our pod guest shenanigans when we joined Amy on her Beyond the Likes podcast! We fancy huh?

    We’re also talking public toilet etiquette namely, how not to be a complete psycho and how get through the tough parenting weeks.

    #slayallday

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    48 min
  • 01. Second Kid Confidence
    Awwwwwww yiss, we are back BAYBAY!! Just when you thought we had put our cues back in the rack BAM! We’ve hit the 9 of clubs, into the corner pocket, strike 3!
    That’s right we’re back for season 4: The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull! Like an old pair of reeboks, we’re pumped!
    This week we’re getting back into the swing of things with a huuuge episode and huuuuuge topic. We’re talking second kid confidence, when does it teeter onto neglect? are we heaps cooler now? No. Either way, we’ll talk you through it.
    We’re back with our dad moments too! We’re talking dad jokes in the wild and what to do when you Xmas joke goes down like a fart in church.
    Kisses xx
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    53 min
  • Season 3 2BD Best Of Clip Show Spectacular
    No, we’re not running out of content!! Why would you even say that? If anything, you’re running out of content. We’ve got so much ‘tent we could open a BCF!
    Like we always say, you have to go backwards to go forwards so we’ve put together a classic clip show!
    What better was to go forward into Season 4: The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull then by looking back at Season 3: Back in the Habit Part 2
    Sit back and listen to A few of our favourite bits from Season 3
    Feed on our podcast teat once again
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    30 min
  • 24. Tis the Season (3 wrap up and Xmas preview)
    Holy freaking holidays! I can’t believe I’m saying this but a howdy doody to you toodie.. for the last time this year 😭
    The dads are wrapping up a huuuuge season 3: back in the habit part 2. We want to thank all our super fans out there for all your support this year!!
    We’re looking back on our hits for the year and looking forward for how the shit we are going to survive another Xmas.
    We’re also talking what could be the most Hektik dad moment ever. We’re also talking one of the most alpha-dog toddler moves of all time!
    Merry Xmas and a big happy birthday to Santa
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    48 min
  • 23. Who is your daddy and what does he do?
    Hel-ho hel-ho hel-ho and a Howdy doody to you toodie! We’re back with what can only described as another huuuuuge episode.
    It’s our penultimate bi-weekly episode of the year and we’re pulling no punches. We’re talking explaining our jobs to our kids. When you don’t have a cool job like a tradie or a teacher what do you do?? How do you explain to your kids the shame of working in IT??? Somebody help!
    We’re also talking negotiating with your kids when the kids negotiate back.. and get the better of you! Finally the hack daddy himself is back with another amazing hack to help you sleep.
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    45 min
  • 22. Medicated Kids
    Better late than never, am I right fellllas!? We’re here to kick off your weekend baldstyle!
    This week we’re pulling no lunches as we take aim at the podcasting industry that has shunned us so disrespectfully in a classic 2BD Boner to dick with you!
    Once we towel off we’re talking medicating our kids, how much is too much, what are some tips and most importantly why rectal is best!
    We’re also talking kids saying dirty words and kettle chilli chips, the chips that bights back!
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    46 min
  • 21. Toilet Training Trials and Tribs
    Annnnnnnd we’re back! Back for another el grande episodedad! You’re riding shotgun with the dads, often referred to as the Stranger Things of the podcast world.
    This week we have a veritably massive topic for you. We’re finally talking Toilet training now that one of the dads has finally come to the party, not naming names (Chris).
    How did we do it, what are some coping techniques and why a public toilets the worst?!?
    We’re also talking triathlon sprints and cranky neighbour disputes. The cases are real, the people are real, the rulings are final.
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    51 min

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