2 Bald Dads

Knock knock m-effers, it’s 2BD time!

Your favourite time of the week is back, for what might just be our hugest episode yet!

Kicking things off on a ranty note, Chris takes down one of our biggest enemies to date 👎👎👎

We then get into the meat and 2 veg of the episode, we’re talking which kids tv shows and toys we actually like. You can’t escape em, so you may as well enjoy it!

We’re also talking toddler OCD plus One of us has a huuuuuge announcement, what is it? You’ll obviously have to listen, why would I write it on here, seriously?!

We’re back! And just when you thought we couldn’t get any moister, we’ve turned the moist-o-meter up to 8: prime moistness.

Why are we literally oozing moistness? Cause we have one of our hugest guests ever, physically and figuratively. That’s right it’s the Red Baron himself, the Volk!

He’s dropping in to provide some sage advice talk about his big boys and the mysterious walking man of Willawong.

Plus we look to answer the time old question of who is Chris’ son’s real father?!?

We’re also talking fussy feeders and some coping techniques so you don’t lose your ever-loving shit when your kids won’t eat!

We’re back baby!! For our bi-weekly/bi-monthly/fortnightly podcast. This week we’re talking the reason for the season for the reason aka our covid experiences. Who had it better? Which iso method reigns supreme, can we finally convince Chris that covid exists?!

We’re also talking forgetting the favourite confronter and how well that goes while one of us, you guess who talks about their experience in London 🙄

#unvaxxed #waxed #readytoclimax

Take a walk down the runway with two of the most stylish dad around. And by stylish we mean 100% dressing for comfort and not giving AF about clothes that are well past their used by date. That’s right, we’re here talking about our most stylish looks and how we’re soon prepared to lose all self respect and go full dad fashion!

We’re also talking getting bald shamed by a 2 year old while we ponder if have a few nose books is a quicker way to learn.

1 like = 1 Prayer

Controversy. Creates. Content. We believe that big time here at 2BD HQ! This week we are tackling one of our most risqué topics ever…how long can you play the pregnancy card? We’re mostly talking about this so we can hang out at the park and have beers and not just chase the kids around though, so it’s pretty selfish.

We’re also recapping our huge sweet suite promo, what a success, thanks again to Renosell, Proteck and everyone that came out!

Boy do we have dad moments too! We’re talking when dad flexing goes wrong and you’ll learn first hand how well Chris can read the face of a stressed dad.

Fek yes

It’s finally here!!!! The episode you’ve all been waiting for! After literally weeks of buildup it’s time we uncover the winner of our huuuuge Sweet Suite Promotion!!!!

We’ve got Huss from our amazing promo sponsor Renosell on board to Spin the Wheel and make a deal!! Could it be you? Technically you have a 1 in 7.9 billion change of winning*

*if every person on planet earth entered

Huss, a double dad, sticks around so we can get into the meat and potatoes of the ep, why doing activities with your kids is hard work and totally not worth it. Which activity reigns supreme as most annoying? Tune in to find out.

Big thanks to Renosell and Proteck for your support!

https://www.instagram.com/renosell_/

Don’t make me repeat myself! You listen to this goddamn episode or I will find you and I will ask you again, nicely. That’s right this week we are talking about threatening our kids. Why is it so awesome? Cause it is. It’s one of the most important tools in the parenting tool belt. But can you take it too far? Have the dads become mad with power?!!! You better believe you’ll probably find out.

We’re also taking aim directly at the covid health system and why it’s impossible to see a dr for a sick kid (hilarious) and when child bites child who does dad bite back as revenge? Child? Dad? Mum?! Someone needs to pay!

Listen now or right to bed!

This week we’re really putting the (ranking )bald(ness remedies) in 2 Bald Dads! Tune in to find out which remedies sit atop the dome of the baldness totem pole?! We’re leaving no wig unturned in our deep dive and ranking of the remedies, you may be surprised which remedy comes out on top (cover).

We’re also talking kids repeating things that you should/shouldn’t be saying and is pissing in your shoes a play to become a new alpha dog? Should we be worried?!

We’ve said it before and lord knows we’ll say it again, but this might our hugest episode ever! This week Matt is hosting not one but TWO massive guests!

I guest you might know as the other host of the show. Chris and the other? Let’s just say it rhymes with Shandsome Scott, Ring-a-ding-ding!

We’re talking all things multi-dadding. We talk - and all unanimously agree - why tenure is more important than number of kids when it comes to dad experience, birth stories and how to get back into the newborn shitshow!

Xoxo TL4E

We. Are. Back.

Just when we thought we were out you pulled us back in... and we are pumped!!!

Season 3 is shaping up to be our largest (numerically) season ever!

This week we're welcoming you back, getting back into the Xmas mood and tackling what we did right and wrong. Just the advice you need in early Feb.

We're also going back to our safe wells for the dad moments of the week.

We're bloody excited for you to have us back!

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