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It’s that time of week again, it’s 2BD time baby!
This week we’ve got you covered in what is one of our hugest episodes yet! We’re talking ageing gracefully, if you want to find out how the dads have managed to stay youthful through the years now if your chance!
We’re also talking the bald man’s third eye/fifth chakra and a classic dad moment combo sure to knock your socks right off*!
* 2 Bald Dads accept no responsibility for injuries caused by airborne footwear
We’ll it’s been one of the industries worst kept secret for years but finally the 2 Bald Dads are coming out… of lockdown!
What awkward interactions are we going to have to navigate in this new world, is it worse to touch elbows or scrotums?
Find out these and more in this weeks huuuuuuge episode!
We’re also talking mean kids that can be anywhere between the ages of 5-15 and the curse of the pendulum poo.
This is an art attack… this is an art attack… this. is. not. worth. it.
This is our craftiest episode yet and you know what, we’re done with crafts. Whether it’s the waste of money, the ruined furniture or the clean up. We’re here to tell you why Kraftwerk with you kids is 100% not worth it!
We’re also talking kids copying us, with creepy results and also THE SWOOPENING 🦅
The dad’s are back for another huge episode!! This week they’re taking down creepers, specifically their sons. How old is too old to creep? When does personal space become important? Why is Matt’s son displaying some of Chris’ alarming behaviour?!
They’re also talking dog piss, taking on the high brow topics. If you’ve ever wanted to know who is responsible for a dogs piss listen to find out!
ALSO WHAT COLOUR IS MATT’S FLOOR!!?!?! find out in one hell of a dad moment.
In another stunningly huge episode this week the Dads are taking down one of the worlds most hated establishments… Hollywood. Why are bald men always Villains? We’re breaking down some of histories greatest monsters to get to the bottom of it!
We’re also finding out who’s father/son dynamic has already hit son bullying dad stage. Finally let us shock you… you may be in possession of 1 if not 2 if the most expensive busy boards out there.. tune in to see if you’re sitting on a gold mine!
Happy birthday Dads!! We’re talking all things Father’s Day, how did we do? What makes a good Father’s Day? Will the Goganovski Curse take the day off?? Not likely!
We’re also talking zoom nicknames and why you should change them before work. And POV cleaning porn, is this the next level of clean-freakiness???
Note: this is a quiche heavy episode for those who are lactose intolerant
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!! It’s Fathers Day/Every dad’s birthday baby! This year the dads are a little wiser…and a little more demanding. We’re talking all things dads day, what do we want, what do we expect???
Tune in to find out who the Father’s Day diva is, it’s probably exactly who you think.
We’re also talking VBAC, dangerous dongs and pressure cleaning.
Huge episode!!
Hey dadders, we’ve got a very special episode this week. We’re taking on the hottest hot topic we ever have.
Marriage.
Chris is sitting on a theory that he believes can save YOUR marriage, is he right? Probably not, but hell, we’ll have some fun along the way.
Also long awaited conclusion to Coops vs stairs and why do dishwashing tablets look so damn delicious!
The dads are back in business baby! We’ve put our rants to rest and we’re back doing what they do best, giving sage parenting advice.
This week we’re taking on our first sequel topic - shit kids names. There’s just too much meat on these boners to leave it at one ep.
They’re also talking incredible landings and even more incredible twin tales. Looking for a great episode… CONsider it done!
The dads are steaming hot this week!!! We had a plan for a normal episode but things get heated as Chris steams up over his dealings with a dodgy travel agent. The steam steams up even more as Matt steams up over his own issues.
It’s one helluva steamy episode and we know you’ve all been there so tune in and steam up!
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