2 Bald Dads

Happy gift receiving season, 2 bald dads fans! That’s right, tis the season.. Christmas party season! In one of our biggest, and last episodes of the year we’re talking how to not make an onion of yourself at your Chrissy party. Take it from us - we’ve both done it!

We’re also talking waffle stomping and getting high off carpet shampoo. Lastly the dads have had and old man moment, is it us, or are the children that are wrong?

Merry Xmas bitches!

Yes, we’re back and No, we’re not running short on content! This is another hugeeeeeee episode, our penultimate episode extravaganza even! A few weeks back we took a deuce, now we’re breaking those deuces down! Hot of the heels of his sons 2nd birthday, Chris is clueing us in on what was a huge, raging, throbbing success and ended up being a flaccid disappoint (no beers).
We’re also talking eating and drinking from the toilet (*chefs kiss action*) and do the 2BDs have an actual real life fan????????? 
Tune into our penultimate episode extravaganza to find out!

The Dads are back for another.. wait for it… huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge episode!

What’s on the parental à la carte this week? We’ll we’re serving up some steaming hot number twos this week, right in your ears. Obviously by number twos we’re taking our kids 2nd bday and all the bibs and bobs that come along with it! 

We’re also talking toddler indecent expose and how to stamp it out and what to do with toddlers on rainy days,  WHAT TO DOOOOO?!?

Well it must be Thursday ‘cause I can hear 2 bald dads coming in my holes! The dads are back for another tremendously, gargantuanly huge episode!!!

This week we’re talking work/life balance. How the shit do you provide for your family while simultaneously constantly being physically there for your family?? A tale as old as time amirite?! If anyone has the secret formula to work heaps less but make heaps more please let us know. Either way we’ll try to break it down.

We’re also talking having things stuck up your snoz and the misadventures and smells that come along as well as what happens when your baby becomes the Chinese acrobat guy from oceans 11?!?!?

GREETINGS! It’s time for everybody’s favourite prison rules poddy. That’s right drop the soap and take a deep breath as the 2 bald dads take you deep… into their experiences with discipline and some next level tantys! How do we step up and set these two year old right???! No, really we’re asking how. We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas.
We’re also talking being low key baby shamed  by people that seem too ugly to have kids and what to when your kid is on a slippery slope to being the white bread a chips kid. 

Bonjour el Deux-bald dadders!

Why are we speaking flawless French do you ask? Well one of us has realised that we’re actually French styler parents and are fully embracing the culture! Oui

That’s right we’re talking the mildly popular show parental guidance! What type of parent are we? Is Chris really a combo of French, tiger, strict and disciplined? Which parenting style will reign supreme!? 

We’re also talking splinters, the wooden skin puncturer, not the rat and how do you know if it’s too early to take your kid out of the cot! 

Bonswaaaaaa

ITS. TIMEEEEEEE!!

It’s 2 freakin bald freakin dads freakin time!! It’s the time of the week we are all waiting for where our 2 bald leaders paddle through fatherhood with their oars of truth. 
This week we’re talking censorship, what should kids be able to watch?? Specifically we’re talking squid game, the show… not the game. Are primary school kids too young or are we becoming FUDDY-DUDDY DADS 😱

We’re also talking a parents worst nightmare, when your kids rejects the phone at lunch 😱😱 and how to deal with a kid that has just gone 3:16 on your own kid!

Well here it is, our huuuugest episode ever.. physically speaking of course! We’ve got the “granddaddy of them all” of guests. That’s right it is the behemoth himself Graham “Hammy Hamm Ham” Church. 
This beast of a father sports a massive 5 kids, 3 of whom aren’t boys and one who is 2BD alumni, handsome Scott. We hit right between the eyes with some tough questioning, mostly centred around our nervousness that he will make us pregnant! 
Listen in to this special ep to hear some pearls of wisdom this giant dad is giving out! 

Is it Thursday already?? You bet your sweet legs it is! It’s 2BD day and you know what that means… another huge episode!! 
This week we’re taking Dad flexing, what is flexing?? Who is the ultimate dad flexer?? Are there reverse flexers out there??! Who knows?.. not us, but we’ll have some good clean fun along the way.
We’re also talking shower duexs part duex and why there is no shame in drinking fro. A toilet… purely for hydration purposes. 

Holy crap! It’s another classic 2 Bald Dads Ask me anything aka 2BD AMA! This week we’re taking a break from the chat roulette wheel and answering you burning and yearning questions. 
ever wanted to know how to properly tie a tie in a half Windsor knot? We’ll this episode is not for you, no one asked us that. BUT there’s plenty of other great questions answered.. you gotta believe us!
We’re also continuing our low brow dad moments with what might be our lowest and most browiest dad moment to date. Also Matt’s got someone in his crosshairs so watch out!
#hugestepisodeyet