2 Bald Dads

What uuuppppppp, it’s time for another huuuge 2BD meaty sausage down your gullet! And this time we have one of the meatiest, most vascular snags for you!

This week we are talking about a new addition to the 2BD family, Mr Doom himself is among us. That’s right Matt has finally recovered from birth and is ready to take you through his journey to double dad and how he reclaimed his rightful place as best dad on pod!

We’re also talk the swoopening 2.0/how to protect your flock and we tackle the age old question: is Pepa Pig making our kids racist? The answer might shock you.

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Well Howdydoody to you toody! It’s another huge Thursday, that calls for another huuuge 2bd episode!!

This week we’re bringing in The big guns, the hot big guns. We’ve got our honorary 3rd BD Handsome Scott to talk a rep

Hot topic. Which of our kids is the favourite?? We’ll take it from both ends as we talk about being the favourites too.

We’re also talking pumpers at the pump track, big boy beds and increasingly elaborate story time!

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¡Hola amigos! It’s another Thexy Thursday, and you know what that means! A big steaming heap of 2 Bald Dads to get you through your day. And what a big steamer we have for you this week!

This week we’re taking all things napping, how to nap, when to nap, when to drop a nap, alternate naps.. if it’s slightly contains the word nap we’re chatting about it!

We’re also talking the highs and low of dadding. Which of the dads reached the supreme pinnacle of fatherhood while the other experience the lowest of lows.

Jump on in, the water’s always warm.

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Your favvie 2 Bald Boyz are back in town baby! And boyyyyy do we have a belter for you. First off, it’s Japan week so a big konichiwa to that. Secondly there’s some great Emu you chat real early on. I know by now you’re thinking how does it get better than that? Well it F$#!ing does!

We’re talking our Father’s Day recap, who’s wife comes out on top in the annual score off? Then we’re talking poo schedules and how you can use a tick to get through hospital emergency.

For the main event we’re talking our Canberra comedown. Are dads trips worth the hurt? how do you pace yourself a be well rested? and why the hell is time away with double time and a half in lieu???

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It’s another big Thursday! And what’s the best thing for big Thursdays?? Big podcasts!! Luckily the dads have you covered with one of the biggest all time podcasts ever.

A huge topic this week, we’re talking the toddler dent check. Have you ever wanted to be absolved of all guilt for toddler injuries?? Use the toddler dent check! Wanted to extort your parents for money. The TDC has you covered!! It’s a fool proof scheme sure to get results.

We’re also talking the worst time for baby catchphrases and why you don’t wanna mess with an 8-month pregnant woman! Whooshka!

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We’re back for another huge week people! They tried to stop us but this no weekly train just kept-a-rollin’!

This bi-week we’re back with a boiling hot topic. We’re talking extravagant daycare meals. While the dads can barely get their kids to eat toast daycare are serving up 3-Michelin star rated cuisine and the kids are loving it!

We’re also introducing our new segment: 2 Bald Dads have a boner to dick with you! We’re also talking getting outsmarted by you’re toddler and narrowly missing catastrophe. Also, WHO IS BIG FUNNY?!?!,

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We are back baybay, but this time with a trans-country flair! We’ve bought in one of the biggest guns we know. The husband of the only man we’d have sex with, the great-one, all the way from Perth…it’s Stug!!

Stug’s wife, Wayne Gretzky, got in contact tearing down some of his emerging dad fashion and what better way to respond then getting him live and in living colour OP (on pod). He’s got a meaty retort!

We’re also talking a triptych of dad moments: whose kid thinks they are gross, who’s kid is performing cunning stunts and who’s kid is farting at an 8th grade level?

Tune in!

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It just doesn’t get any bigger than this, it doesn’t - take it from us! In what just might be our hugest ever episode we’re breaking down how inflation has affected the price of single cigarettes at schools with the care of surgeons! Oh and we also do a small part about baby change rooms what makes some good and some super shit.

We’re also talking the dreaded spice cough round 2 and what to do with your iso kids and we take a look a mum getting her moment, 30 years in the making!

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Strap in mother-lovers, cause we’re going on a wild ride. That’s right, this week we’re walking the fine line between classic workplace banter and a one way trip to HR.

The dads are talking their ultimate workplace pranks, cranks and wanks. Think about your best Incredibly cruel stitch ups, funny nicknames and sexual abuse of the workplace microwave then double it, then halve it, then triple it!

We’re also talking how far you can stretch a best before date and how ugly our wives find us.

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Are you ready?! The moment your lives have all been leading to. The podcast event of June 2022. This week, on what is sure to be this 2BD’s season’s greatest topic - the boys are like Sisqo, they’re on thong

Hyperbole aside we’ve got an absolute belter for you this week! We’re talking bullying, not the emotionally damaging stuff, not great content for an attempted comedy podcast, more the harmless 2 year old on 2 year old bullying. When do you step in? Do you ever? Is any body reading this? We’ll tackle the big ones this week!

It’s also our first annual hack off! Chris and Matt will furiously hack off in front of each other and live on pod to see who can come.. up with the best parenting hack.

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