Concluding the results of the polls re: things people grew up believing in the Mormon church. As always, topped off with our Trauma or Treasure segment!

Exactly what the title says, sorry. But also a top tier episode if you’re fascinated by the weird things some mormons believe/teach. Also listen about Erika’s ex, Hazen’s churchy experience, and the ironic reasons why some men wouldn’t take birth control.

Surprise special guest! He speaks on his life in the navy (barf but we love him), and compares notes between Vegas/California proms vs. Hazen’s Utah promenades. Trigger warning: flesh pedestrians; google it if you don’t know but apparently don’t say it out loud! Also, both blondes single-handedly fight the sticker war on gas pumps.

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Introducing our new segment: Trauma or Treasure! You can guess what that’s about. We also break down how the algorithms work—are our phones listening to us?! And some work anecdotes! The dramaaa.

If you don’t know what it is, get ready to find out. Also, listen to part of the reason why Erika quit her ridiculous job and now chooses the life of worklessness.

Learn what that word means, what a current senator says about women, and how to shut down an invasive Irene. (Hazen literally fell asleep recording this episode.)

Hazen is a sickly sand crab in Mexico and Erika dives into some Canadian ragrets.

Erika quit her hellscape job! 10/10 recommend just leaving a note and blocking your boss. Hazen is an NFT gal.

Back to spill some workplace happenings and educate the fans on Utah-based religious Virginity clauses.

Decide if Erika has a roommate or if she’s just unmedicated, while Hazen’s husband becomes a swamp witch—I mean movie star.