Tune in for our first attempt at long-distance podding and the tea on Hazen’s clientele.

SEASON 2 TWEEDLE DICKS. We’re back, we’re angry, we’re confused. It’s fine and Utah is still as fun as a dog’s unexpressed anal gland. You’ll get it I promise.

Erika and Hazen rejoin the podcast life to bring their loyal listeners some reality checks (or reminders to dish out the reality checks to local yocals). #babymodel and drone daddies.

Recently re-obsessed with Pokémon GO (make sure to add us—trainer codes on our Instagram @2blondes1brain.pod), Hazen and Erika camp next to another construction site to yell about Dr. Seuss, white men, and Hazen’s middle name. And other things.

Hazen and Erika—feeling risky—park next to a construction site at night to record this one.

Sing it like “it’s the final countdown” and then listen to the episode and you’ll get it.

We haven’t seen each other in a minute so ENJOY (you aren’t allowed to not) us being p(r)etty muah

2 + 1 = ...a lot of bleached scalps, discussing their experiences with feminism across state and country lines. Featuring our first guest, bitches xo

Hazen gets Twitter famous and dives in on his astigmatism we didn’t know he had! Erika calls her horse and her sister’s (recent) ex boyfriend ugly. Tune in for the local tea!

Paris Hilton is a genius??? Also local drama, how to take a shot, and Hazen poisoned himself to avoid recording this episode.