Remember when life used to be fun? Travel back in time with us to the time when it was ok to put on a thick layer of baby oil and sit in the sun all day, when you could sit in your room and lick the walls with lead paint, and it was perfectly fine to ride in the back of a Ford Pinto.

As Lesbians, it's our civic duty to do an "L Word" podcast. In fact, I think it may be written into law somehwere. So, here it is.

In a new relationship it's important to understand the boundary between intimacy and over-sharing. Apparently, this can still be an issue for couples that have been together for a while. It seems that Roxanne and I still haven't found that perfect balance yet.

Roxanne goes on-line for a bit of web surfing, and gets stalked by on-line predators as she innocently tries to play Trendetta, her favorite video game. The tweens educate her on how to fight back. I'm not sure I can leave her alone with the internet any more.

Walk that fine line with us between fan and stalker as we discuss Roxanne's latest Tivo adventure, "For the Love of Dolly". I'm off to lick Roxanne's seatbelt right now.

You can have a good time with her, you can take her all around the town, and you can even take her home with you. There's just one rule you have to remember....you never date the whore. And, no matter what else happens...never, ever marry the whore!

It takes skill, intuition and a special kind of "know-how" to pick out the perfect pet. These are qualities that we have in spades. So, if you need some help...feel free to ask us.

By the time the plane sets down in the Bahamas, Roxanne's gaydar is already kicking into overdrive as she works on collecting all the gay people in the airport terminal who are on their way to our hotel. Before we were on vacation for even 24 hours, she had already formed the Gay Mafia that would become our travel companions for the rest of the trip.

We're off to the Bahamas for a few days of rest and relaxation. That makes it a good time to dip into the archives to listen to some of the previous shows you may have missed. More stories when we get back!

How does someone go from a freak factor 7 to a freak factor 9.5 in under 2 hours? Listen in to find out.